The Bor Ealis Shuffle - #32

Heroes & Halfwits: The Bor Ealis Shuffle - #32

The party returns to the Dolorous Chateau and enacts a plan to save the prisoners. Albus deals with the mental fallout from the death of his familiar. Everything's going to be just fine...right kids? Sponsored by Elderwood Academy (http://bit.ly/2xteAFz)

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  • DnDnerd15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    The boy grows up to be Hilt-ler

  • Xikar_Wyrhart FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    So Orma just got a Quirk in this episode.

  • Klaurem FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Haven't seen the magic mirror in a while. Maybe they should be punished for breaking the fourth wall and for forgetting about wild magic.

  • Crazyman072498 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Ryan/Albus has become my spirit animal now and i love it

  • Swogle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Ryan's role playing is the BEST!

  • Jacecam32 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jacecam

    2 months ago

    What is franks Amulet? It's totally from something isn't it? It looks SO familiar but I am drawing a blank on what it is.

  • xiii-Dex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 1.048596

    2 months ago

    I've been waiting forever for Albus' Familiar to die, because I knew the result would be priceless. It has not disappointed, the beginning had me dying of laughter.

  • WhosThatGuy

    2 months ago

    god I love this show!

  • FishKnuckles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    damn griffin

  • fakeivy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Ryan, you were great this episode. I was just grinning at all your RPing.  heart

    Curious if Ganesh had anything interesting for the NPCs-Na, Cork, Father Dori.

  • WheezyWizard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Watching Ryan try to fix his broken brain was the best part of this episode! Fantastic role playing sir.

  • TotalRegret FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    He's gonna write in the biggest pervert ever just for us and its gonna go right over our heads.


    Ayyyy!! It's Akshay!!!

  • Godi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Yo quiero Ad Goblin Merchandise

    • TotalRegret FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Ad Goblin plush doll!

  • Sharkwaiter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Ribcage is Akshay's problem now.

  • Peter91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    YUBIIII AD GOBLIN IS BACK!!!!

  • Wreaxz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    People are both correct and incorrect here about the Episode lengths. Yes, it is shorter than what was promised, but in this line of work quality definitely trumps quantity; get over yourselves. However, people have supported this show with funds. I bought First specifically for this show in fact so technically the crew isn't delivering. Then again, we're on the second fucking episode, and the previous was perfectly fine in length, so there's that. Too many variables here people, I recommend that you throw some ice-cubes down your trousers and cool your dicks off.

  • Countryen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold German Geeky Fan

    2 months ago

    I wonder if Ryan wants to cuddle with the plush or if it's just for show :) Really cute :)

    Great, the main story finally progresses  beer

  • boppo68 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    make that a shirt please? 'your the one with a four dick wizard!" - Gus 

  • syteless FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    "Adventures of Father Kid-Dick" The questional next installment of DnD after Heroes and Halfwits, DM'd by Geoff.

  • ethaulf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I hate how they have only used the meta mirror once.

  • swordking123 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Wait, the Green Alchemist's name is Gansha? Like the Hindu god? Weird. I know he said Gansh but Hindu's don't pronounce the a's at the end all the time. 

  • koda180 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    lol like tv shows go through time fix something unrelated then back to where you left just skip last few episodes not much change.

  • imbriaarts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    You need a new shirt that is "This might not have been the best plan" quote 

  • MartyGras2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Good to see that the Ad Goblin is back.

  • 2ToneHipster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    "If you at any point became a shapeshifter it will burn your hand" "Okay, that's alright. I'd deserve it at that point" http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?Ik1vZ2FyIGJlY29tZXMgYSBzaGFwZXNoaWZ0ZXIi

  • Jonah.Ben FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jonah

    2 months ago

    Heroes & Halfwits 32: The Gang Gets an Upgrade

  • Monkeu5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    When is Sanji making her return? Bojingles clearly misses her. 

  • ahmed95 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Mogar should have asked for some Wingsstuck_out_tongue_winking_eye (btw I am not talking about the one's you eat)

  • BradTackett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Brad

    2 months ago

    Also for the people complaining about the shortness of this episode. I get it, but you also gotta realize sometimes a good stopping point trumps going an extra hour and stopping right in the middle of something story intensive. Which means next episode since its the "next part" of the story will likely be 2-3 hours. They may go 3 and a half to make up for this one being shorter. 

  • BradTackett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Brad

    2 months ago

    One of the funniest episodes ever omg. 

  • EricHVela FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eric Hohoho! Vela

    2 months ago

    Fan art of a Kali-like Orma. Go! (This is what I mean. Spoiler-ish.)

  • Phoenix512 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I really wonder if people would bitch more about a three hour episode and there was a hard stop or this 90 minute episode with a natural stopping point. But with the comments, it's definitely the 90 minute episode. I rather have proper flow with the episodes then episodes with hard stop regardless if it's 2+ hours that people want from them.

  • rtqueenee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold rae.

    2 months ago

    guys, we've had two episodes this season and one was the right length. Maybe you should chill for a moment and see if it's a regular thing or if maybe just this episode was a little short


    oh but I forgot, '"the thing is little bit not how i like so me the internet man much anger now"

    • attazone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pro Rooster Toother

      2 months ago

      To be fair, missing a fourth of the promised content isn't a little bit. It's definitely fair to but upset about that since this is paid content.

      However, I think they ended it early because they didn't want to begin the next chapter of the story and only get five steps into the journey.

  • LunarWaffle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Love the Ad goblin but I miss the quirky interactions with the players and his teleporting around. It really contrasted well with Ad goblin jr who didn't want to be doing it and lazily walked instead of magicing around.


    Kind of a short episode though. As many in the comments have already said I thought the point of making it bi-weekly was to have longer episodes. Hope the next one is longer, really love this series.

  • TacticalSandals FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Mirror casts reveal reality on Jack Pattillo err..Ad Goblin. 

  • lonelyprince FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    when the DM goes all Oprah on the party, they are going to get fucked up in the coming mission

    • Skip6235 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I thought the same thing

  • TyBracamonte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ty

    2 months ago

    Another amazing episode I love seeing Ryan sticking to his character. 

     crown

     ryan

    To everyone who is loving H&H season three but are bored during the week off between episode are very own Ad Goblin @jack Pattillo and his beautiful wife Caiti play D&D every Tuesday on Twitch and the streams are archived on his friend Eric Benson's channel. You can cheek it out here.  The channel is not well known but it deserves some more love, so please between episodes of H&H go cheek the Ametuar Hour crew out.



    • Skip6235 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Thanks! This is awesome!

  • TheCompFreak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Too short for how often these come out, and wow was that a garbage fire lol. It was a funny episode, and I understand that they're in the business of content creation and comedy, but please be able to get through more than what seems like 1 page of story in the time being played. 

    • Phoenix512 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I don't know if you play DnD or not but there are times where barely anything gets done in a session because of going off topic or something very funny happens. It's part of the game.

    • LukeHallett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hawkguy

      2 months ago

      ...Is this your first time watching Heroes & Halfwits?

  • tdhjr1993 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Great episode :)

  • Shorikon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Aw, just an hour 30? I thought they were gonna be 2hours from now on.

  • RogueAngel87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Just realized this episode Griffon's shirt was a crop top

  • sataness FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    "You wanna F the D?!"
    Damn it, Gus is already on fire.

    • Skip6235 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      One of the best lines in the episode

  • tdhjr1993 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Someone has to animate when Ryan was shooting his spells around XD

  • mckinnonemmett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    great episode lol but so short :(

  • flux83

    2 months ago

    cRazY thought every episode there should be a guest NPC that is voiced by someone else in the company. Like Joel pays a visit as Caboose the local cabbage merchant that is also a black market seller of silver weapons. 

  • American-Pyscho FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Ryan had me in tears! He does such a good job sticking to his character and his character's uh...unique predicament. I do wish it was longer but it was still a good episode! I just love this show. 

  • RyanMcCalla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    so since this episode was shorter are they going back to every week?

  • gamerk2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold gamerk2

    2 months ago

    I don't D&D, but even I know Gargoyles are resistant to all non-magic damage.

    • TMSkinner2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Less resistant to being hacked to pieces by 1000 different sword attacks. Thank god Frank lets them break the walls they beat their heads against.

    • JesseStubbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Unless the weapon is Adamantine

  • The_Songbird FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I would love to see the Add Goblin appear in one of their quests like the Mysterious Stranger in Fallout!

  • Astropup FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Seriously.. the background music, stop it it takes away from the show