Hex, Drugs, & Clocks That Toll - #27

Heroes & Halfwits: Hex, Drugs, & Clocks That Toll - #27

The party interrupts a dark ritual--and experience something a little bit unexpected. 

Sponsored by Blue Apron (http://cook.ba/2jeJr22) and MVMT Watches (http://bit.ly/2lmsOm7)

Binge Mode

More Heroes & Halfwits

See All Heroes & Halfwits Videos

Other Videos You'll Like

Comments (319)

  • White_Rice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PE/\KE!!!!

    3 weeks ago

    After the bullshit Geoff did, I would have stabbed him

  • Silvador FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    GEOFF WHY?!


    His actions far trump Ryan's theft of the gem.

  • JoshOswalt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    geoff is so done with this show

  • grifman275 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I wish they would seriously discipline Bojingles in game so he has consequences to his actions, because he has put the party in serious danger multiple times because of he his reckless actions.

    • Silvador FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      They should've taken his finger for real. I was really hoping they would.

  • godzylla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    dammit geoff, that ending was funny, but EVERYTHING you say makes each situation you instigate go from bad to worst.

  • themitch101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    GEOFF. DAMMIT. 

  • ytrahne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Guardian x6

    1 month ago

    I started paying more attention as there was suddenly a dark narrative and wild magic made thing seem diare... I got goosebumps and then the ad goblin appeared and I facepalmed at myself, laughing.

  • mvarosky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT and RLM keep me sane

    2 months ago

    I wish we could get a compilation of all of the "Nerd Gus" moments spread throughout this show.  

    "Technically, this is an extra-planar creature..." 

  • Viper0hr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Chapter 4: You should not have taken those Mushrooms.

  • CenterJacked FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Who new the hardest enemy for the team to take down is an old woman Bo Jingles thought was his mama!? The last 30 minutes are my favorite part of this series so far, especially Micheal's side glances at the camera!

    • Silvador FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      His expressions were priceless.

  • tyesonwolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Bojingle's fight with his "Mama". Best part of the series.

  • masher14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Anime Reference

    2 months ago

    I think my favorite part of this series is Michael's little aside glances at the camera. Like Jim from The Office.

  • PoisedTick0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Albus & Borealis with the See no, hear no combo @ 1:58:26 - Dammit I might've died of laughter just at that alone; but I really did from Bojingles schenanagins - way to keep it chaotic Geoff 

  • Outis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Non Mea Culpa

    2 months ago

    Ryan and Michael were great and all, but to me the real treat was Griffon looking like she was on her drugs during the description, actually watching the multiverse unfold before her.

  • Death_Bison FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I want to have the description of time and space to be animated. That would be sureal.

  • ralok-one FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    prediction: the place they are in now... is the future of Jeeb, it is the darkest timeline... it is what their world will become if they do not stop the Rajja and liberate jackalheart.

  • Akizato FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dinosaur Wrangler

    2 months ago

    As soon as the word "orthogonal" came up I knew Michael was going to run with it somehow. I loved the silent conversation between him and Ryan. Also that whole part was beautifully written, nice job, Frank!

  • JefeFisher FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jake E Fisher

    2 months ago

    christ that was fuckin hilarious

  • Zerkle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold JerkingtheGerk

    2 months ago

    Haha That lady at the end was fucking crazy.  Bo may have started it but I'm surprised that everybody was just ok with her freaking out and trying to kill him over something so simple.

    • Silvador FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      I don't think it was just that, though. More like, it was the straw that broke the camel's back. Remember all the fires he lit, and the trouble he started with the Green Alchemist. They're just fed up with his shit.

  • TyBracamonte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ty

    2 months ago

    OH wait...wait a second! Both Frank and Dan have both said Heroes & Halfwit's and Crit's and Twits take place in the same universe. What if Shattercock Is Bo Jingles mom!  Probably not because I think they are only a few years apart but the... what if. OMG Shattercock is sister from RvB it all makes since now!  bruce geoff

  • CCaprice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Last interaction with the tiefling woman if perhaps the highlight of the season.  Can't remember ever laughing so hard.


    If Bo Jingles doesn't become one of Ollie's chosen then I don't know what is going on.

  • Mjfrodo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I'm playing DnD with a group of people from work, and there is one guy that reminds me so much of Geoff.  He's currently playing as a cat (A made up race for our campaign.  Think of Puss'n Boots).  I'm thinking of putting him on a leash after he tried to bet my character's life with a giant frog demon.  The only upside to his character is his diminutive size.  He rarely gets hit in combat, and when he does he gets sent flying into walls.

  • Bainbow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nuclear Fusion

    2 months ago

    Gus could have easily been talked down from killing that Fiend that was asking for mercy by pointing out the Tenant of Vengeance that states to fight the greater evil over combating a lesser evil. I think the Shapeshifter regime in Jackalheart count as more evil than this one lone Fiend.

  • DylanCraine1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    A Sartre quote?!  Awesome!


  • JamesPreston FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    "MOM?!"

    *stab*


    best part of the whole episode comes from a random commoner and Geoff not shutting up XD

    Bo Jingles is an inspiration for chaotic assholes such as myself everywhere!

  • furiohsanotfuriosah

    2 months ago

    Like. I understand that Geoff is a chaotic character and likes to just dick off because it's funny! Sometimes it's funny! But when he's doing it literally every chance he gets and it adds so much unnecessary bullshit it's just obnoxious

  • Flashbang1232

    2 months ago

    jack is the best ad goblin


  • scavengersguardian one freckle

    2 months ago

    "how many character flaws are you allowed to have?" this reminds me so much of my pen and paper group

  • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

    2 months ago

    Im kinda hope Orma makes a move on Albus next episode when they find an inn. He is a perfect height now and he apparently grew where it counts. Things could get really weird and really piss off the Tieffling. So lets do it. I wonder what kind of crazyness he will do. 

  • Caboose101x

    2 months ago

    I hope you guys know I went frame by frame at 32.37 just to see that 1/16 of a second camera switch, thinking it was going to be a game of thrones reference. Thanks >.>

  • York995 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Geoff is both my favorite part of this show, and the part that drives me up a wall.

  • WilliamJohnO FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Thank you Geoff. You're an inspiration.

  • P4r4dox86 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Michael's face during the 'concave' conversation!

  • Triarch

    2 months ago

    Micheal watches The Seven Deadly Sins, nice. 

  • BigBadBob70 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Geoff drives me fucking crazy, he just really loves fucking over the whole group. No wonder Ollie loves him so much, he brings chaos wherever he goes. Which reminds me, new rule, whoever's a close friend of Geoff can't be trusted cuz so far the only two who has been was a crazy shapeshifter and a God of Chaos.

  • BigBadBob70 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    can someone plz put a magic shock collar on Bo Jingles, outta everyone in the whole cast he's the most likely to doom the group

  • Energzrbunny FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    i fucking loved this episode!

  • Charblasaur

    2 months ago

    Six seasons and a movie! Or at least a season 3

    • Silvador FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      I would legitimately love to see this campaign turned into a movie. XD

  • Shebby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Team Micoo

    2 months ago

    This episode brings a new meaning to the term "Geoff'd It"

  • EricHVela FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Tight Rubber Clothing

    2 months ago

    I wish I could choose which addiction I could quit. Would rolling 00-0 (100) be a critical to allow quitting all of them? Would that be a DM's choice kind of thing?

  • miyazaya FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Geoff makes this show 10x better. hahaha I love you, Geoff!

  • gracieon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    The last 25 minutes have given me a reason to live xD

  • Chad1888 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    God damn it Geoff, you are such a dick.........Never change!!

    • BigBadBob70 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      imagine living with him in real life, that must be frustrating dealing with his shit

  • matros FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    random question, what is Michael's shirt from?

    • crovvv FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The All-Father

      2 months ago

      Digimon!

    • Dkgow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AWESOME

      2 months ago

      Those are the original Digimon Crests

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    2 months ago

    I can't tell if Geoff is legitimately trying to get Bo Jingles killed, or if he's just being Geoff.....

    • blah_blah91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I think he's just role-playing the hell out of his "obnoxious, simple-minded bard" character. He DOES seem a little too happy about it, but maybe that's because Griffin grabs his dick every time she tells him not to... 

  • miyazaya FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I loved the VFX just after Chapter 4. It's like a treat for watching the video rather than listening to audio version

    • blah_blah91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Was that the part where Frank went on an incredible, entrancing, descriptive monologue? It was really awesome. 

  • MartyGras2

    2 months ago

    I love this show so much XD

  • axmiller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Holy fuck...I would have eldritch blasted Bo in the fucking knee

  • Jaron097

    2 months ago

    I have never played D&D before, but I have fallen in love with this series. However, I preferred the previous release system, trying to follow a show when it is so spread out is very difficult, and the longer episode are harder to keep up with. 

    • blah_blah91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I agree on the 2 week release thing, but I actually like the longer episodes. It felt like they didn't get anywhere each episode, when they were shorter. With a longer video, they can pick a better ending place (from what I can tell). Because of that, I'm okay with the 2 week release. It gives them more time to work on post-production, like the effects during Frank's monologue. 

    • Typical_Cyanide FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I want old release schedule w/ current length

    • Sase3119 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I wish they'd just done a shorter season of weekly long videos, as much as I miss this show during the breaks it would have been so much easier to follow

    • Fly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Blades

      2 months ago

      Well, being an older guy with some pretty serious responsibilities(14 month old kid) I also preferred the hour long episodes every week. I could easily keep track of everything going on, and I could easily set aside an hour of time to watch each episode while I did laundry or the dishes. This "schedule change" has driven me off the site to watch the videos on youtube because it holds my place if I need to stop the video for whatever reason.

  • TyBracamonte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ty

    2 months ago

    This is the hardest I've ever laughed during an episode of H&H.   geoff

    • blah_blah91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I found myself kinda hoping they'd kill Bo Jingles and try to recruit the hardcore badass Tiefling woman, and have Geoff play her, but Bo is too perfect a match for Geoff's fuckery.