Revelations #22

Heroes & Halfwits: Revelations #22

Our brave adventurers find out people lie then punch you in the face. 


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  • Rookerchu

    1 week ago

    44:54 minutes in watch the mirror

  • Jin_D3vil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Scotsman

    2 weeks ago

    This would have been even more funny, if Geoff had killed the entire party with that fire. Because the front door was locked. Love that so much, I was in tears at the end.


    Also a note about the "Blowing smoke up my ass" literally comes from the belief back in the early 1900's that to prevent drowning you had to have smoke blown up their ass. So at the waterside there would be bellows left for people needing resuscitation lol.

  • Fionntastic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    the add goblin is the best. 

  • quesozombie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    after marathoning twits and crits these guys look so ....composed haha

  • Willhelm_55 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Flamingo King

    2 months ago

    Ryan: Who are you rooting for?

    Frank: Muahahaha!

  • Z00k33p3r

    3 months ago

    jack's participation is by far the best part of this show

  • BigBadBob70 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    wait a minute, so Bo Jingles was responsible for the fire in the casino, the fire in the bazaar, and the forest????

    Is this shit actually canon???

  • eltoroguaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dope artist

    4 months ago

    So much for the serious curse from the grave. Thanks a lot Geoff xD

  • NathanielTF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Your her teacher Ryan you can't take Ruby :3

  • Psychomachia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold NoFaithInFate

    4 months ago

    Wait! so is the Jack the red coming back from the grave to delivere ad reads??

  • ytrahne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Guardian x6

    4 months ago

    This is the first time I've seen the dice trays from the above shots.  Where those made in house or purchased?

  • The-RQTech FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Rage

    4 months ago

    I find it funny that everyone complains about Ryan yet literally everyone else in the party has caused more problems than him in the whole campaign so far, causing them to waste multiple spells and potions.


    Geoff: sanji and triggered a few fights 


    Griffon: ran into multiple ambushes 


    Michael: ran into the slime and triggered a few ambushes too


    Gus: The worm blood man and the fight in this 

    • EvilEyp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ziggy★Eyp

      4 months ago

      In Gus' defense, there were ambushers on the way, so the fight would've happened no matter what. The worm blood thing is 100% his fault though IIRC. 

    • The-RQTech FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Rage

      4 months ago

      Oh it was and Gus was also saying they should be less trusting to people guess he forgot.

  • MethodicalMadhat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Heroes and Halfwits, the wondrous story about a group of dysfunctional adventurers.

    Starring:

    Bo Jingles, the merlin playing mindfucker.

    Orma, the hammer wielding dissociative identity disorder.

    Mogar, the corner jerking dragonborn tank.

    Albus, the eldrich blasting grandma fucker.

    Borealis, the crusader, biggoted racist and xenophobe.

    • darkflame8 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      You left out the part about Borealis being a bigoted racist and extreme xenophobe.

    • MethodicalMadhat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      darkflame8 i knew there was something i forgot

  • ntggolfman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Doesn't one of Geoff's Cantrips like dissonant whispers do psychic damage?

    • mvarosky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT and RLM keep me sane

      1 month ago

      Vicious Mockery does 1 d4 Psychic on a failed saving throw.  And it's a cantrip

  • ntggolfman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Ryan needs a protractor.

  • RegulesC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I like the recap intro very nice

  • idefinitelymaybefunny FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    so my favorite part in re-watching this episode is watching Geoff when they are trying to get out the front door

  • ichigo877 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    the punishment is called mini-me what happens is that you a clone of your self but it has half your stats and will always attack first and is a huge pain and keep get in to trouble if your clone dieds you pass out for 1 round and when you come to you are at a disadvantage for 3 rounds

  • darkblade1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Jack's killin me XD


  • AndyWalker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    The Ad golbin is the best!

  • SnipedAlpaca FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Would anyone be interested in writing a campaign for me and my friends 

    • Silentshells FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Forget It

      4 months ago

      How many of your friends? What do you want to play?


  • Dnsknr

    4 months ago

    Holy hell I squealed when I saw the mirror thing. Great as always, you guys. Can't wait to listen the next one!!

  • Accipita FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Accipita

    4 months ago

    was that a Wil Wheaton/Acquisitions Inc reference by Ryan?

  • omen964 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Thy really forget doing the extra roll for magic ALLOT. Kinda disappointing. Thy should have a guy with a air-horn that will use it if thy forget.

    • PureMatty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      do you mean to write 'they'?

  • WhitneyWrtr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I was re-watching avater: the last airbender, and came to my own revelation, guys. Bo jingles is the singing nomad team Avatar met at the cave of two lovers. 

  • Neva-M FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    It should have been obvious Tyvo wasn't who he said he was from the moment he talked about his childhood.

  • koroxus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    ad goblin is the best.

  • MrKraZTaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    after finally catching up and now all these revelations, I have to start over to look for the clues

  • crovvv FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The All-Father

    4 months ago

    Finally caught up on Heroes and Halfwits and it only took all of my spare time!

  • lumanson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    i think the add goblin is my favorite character

  • thecowboi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    MAGIC ad-goblin is the best

  • southend14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    By the way Achievement Hunter, these episodes aren't bi-weekly as you all keep calling them, they are fortnightly. Bi-weekly means twice in one week, fortnightly means once every two weeks. Just thought I'd let you know :)

    • attazone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pro Rooster Toother

      4 months ago

      Biweekly is defined as "Appearing or taking place every two weeks or twice a week."

    • southend14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      But if you research the word a bit more deeply than it's current definition, you'll find that the added bit on the end of the definition, "or twice a week", has only been added as the work was commonly misused. So the original definition was simply twice in one week. But I'd happily watch these episode twice a week, I love 'em!

    • soviergn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      That's the point of language, it's constantly evolving. That's like correcting someone when they say "Oh you got decimated!" and going "So you lost ten percent?" 

  • Mauser7mm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I miss the weekly episodes. I'm sorry other fans, but I work all week and I liked having the episode to look forward to at the end of my work week. I'm always going to want more no matter the stopping point, but now I really need to set time aside to watch these. eh fuck it maybe I should just watch half one night and half another...

  • AaronKochummen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Just uniquely the same

    4 months ago

    I love so much about this show, but Jack surprise ad reading is hands down the best part 

  • ricono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    So the Ad Goblin might be my new favorite thing period. I was literally crying with laughter when he showed up.

  • Stay70573 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I mean this in the nicest way Frank, but you need more energy when you recap.

  • crazyterran FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Ryan is wearing a Wing Commander shirt, he's my double favourite now.

  • Charger347 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    This is more of a general question about the whole RT web-structure in general, but I don't know where to ask it.


    Is anybody else having real problems downloading mp3 from the site? I cant seem to make any of them last for a few minutes before they stall and fail. 


    If this was happening on every website I visited I could make sense of whats happening, but it only happens on Rooster Teeth related sites and Gamerstable related sites.


    Sometimes I have to let the in-browser player load the whole file first, and then try to download it before it succeeds, and even then it'll sometimes take 2-3 tries before it does work.


    Normally I use firefox, but I found that chrome will pick up old downloads where they left off if they stall and fail, which is good, buts its still a hassle to copy the address for the audio file, open an new browser and then still have to babysit the download to restart it when it stalls out and fails.


    Anybody got the same troubles as me, or any ideas on whats happening and how to fix it? And no, completely switching to chrome is not a solution, like I said, the downloads still fail, they are just easier to deal with on chrome than firefox. switching to chrome is not a fix, its a further delaying action.

    • MikeyMur FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      I just tried a couple and don't have an issue.


      You can try getting support to help:

      https://support.roosterteeth.com/hc/en-us/requests/new

  • Bainbow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nuclear Fusion

    4 months ago

    The Ad Goblin is how ads should always be done.

  • doromil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Just for future episodes, be careful with video descriptions, kind of gave away what was going to happen, obvious as it was

  • MartyGras2

    4 months ago

    Love the ad goblin. XD

  • Dustland FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    This episode was really good, I laughed a TON and it felt like the characters progressed the story.  I'm not a content creator so maybe I have an ill informed perception of how a show like this works but hear me out.  You're killing yourselves with the two week break between every episode.  You wouldn't have to film a recap that sounds like the audio was recorded in Hurricane Sandy if it was a weekly release, and your viewership will suffer because people will forget the series exists, wait for all the episodes to release and then binge it which means episodes 1-19 (or 1-9 because you made cutbacks) will have poor viewership numbers for months until the final episode is released, and by that point people who planned to binge the series may forget about it or lose interest.  (To my knowledge) Out of all the D&D adventure shows, this one has the shortest episodes on average yet is released less frequently.  I may come across as an audience member who just wants more more more and is trying to disguise it with foreboding and half-assed analytics, but I believe in what I said.  Regardless of my misgivings, this show consistently knocks it out of the park and is my favorite show on AH right now.

  • Hatchling001 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I honestly lost my shit and had to pause the video and leave when they cut to Jack and he immediately started the add read in that voice and oufit. SO unexpected at 18 minutes into the video amid discussion over jewelry.

  • Hatchling001 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    JACK you magnificent bastard

  • ClaytonHanzl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Ya know I really didn't think the ad goblin would be as funny the second time but I was wrong.

  • zpryed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    since its 2 hours i think i would rather get it once a week rather than once every two weeks

  • 8thStar

    4 months ago

    I've never played D&D and I know there's also the issue of which edition they're playing, but can someone tell me if I'm wrong on this idea.


    If a character has 10 HP, they don't die when they reach 0, but rather pass out. They then die if they reach negative maximum heath (in this case -10HP). I know this is the case for players, but is it also true for NPC's? Like I figured after a fight the enemy is just left to bleed out or simply finished off. Could they take advantage of this however (if it's a thing) and revive Tyvo (after tying him up of course) in order to interrogate them?

    • Thybroven

      4 months ago

      Ryan's well that's his thing really. plus why waist a healing potion on your enemy. promise them water then mal there face in

    • SoulessLore FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      I'm a dungeon master for my D&D group, and the way it works in 5E is that for players, they die instantly if they reach negative of their maximum HP as you said, and they otherwise pass out. For NPCs, they die when they reach 0 HP unless the player that kills them declares that they would like to refrain from killing them. They could theoretically revive ***** through use of magic in order to interrogate them, but if they wanted to refrain from killing them the player that killed them would just declare that they didn't want the attack to instakill them.

  • Myzerai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Suggestions: Add a counter that tracks the number of hits on the drinking game for whatever rule. Something small so it's not in the way and distracting, but still noticable. 


    New rules for the drinking game: whenever Ryan makes a comment on how often he uses Eldritch Blast, take a drink. Whenever Michael messes with his sword, take a drink. Whenever Orma-of-the-Day takes drugs or alcohol, take a drink. Whenever Gus consults the rulebook, take a drink. Whenever Frank has to move around the table, take a drink.

  • UncleMazzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    jack made me fuckin jump for that second add read.

  • cranitox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I really want to give D&D a shot after watching these guys but none of my friends do.

    • Das_Fruddster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Das_Fruddster

      4 months ago

      There is a Heroes and Halfwits group on the site, it's called Critical Halfwits. Have a look in there, I'm sure people will be able to put you into a game :)

    • cranitox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Thanks I'll give it a shot! Gotta say, i am new to the community and every good thing i've heard about it is true.