Episode Six

Heroes & Halfwits: Episode Six

Heroes & Halfwits! Join our heroes Gus, Geoff, Griffon, Ryan, Michael and Dungeon Master Frank as they journey into the dark damp mouth of the cave.

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  • WamBam93 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Wow, Frank really played them from the beginning with Sanji. Pretty much redirected all suspicion to Father Dori. Funny!

  • BigBadBob70 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    anyone else think that Sangi is a shapeshifter?


    also they gotta stop forgetting about Nah-Lu

  • Guitar-P0N3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    weiss schnee introduces her new "Weiss Wine"

  • MOlinger2726 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Michael's coat is amazing


  • Guitar-P0N3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    961.8 degrees celcius

  • TeddyGNOP FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Michael is looking fly as fuck.

  • Kneeby Lord of Undeath

    1 year ago

    We NEED a t-shirt that just says "Do you speak Deep?"

  • McNagelpuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    every time Geoff sings i have flashbacks to early rt podcasts

    • danthemuffinman Youtube/user/Thedan7933

      1 year ago

      I want a compilation of all his singing in this show xD

  • Mike_Sico

    1 year ago

    fun fact: Lavatory doesn't mean bathroom. It actually means sink. The English language misinterpreted it from Latin.

    • kbuechner FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      My fourth grade teacher used to make fun of us if we asked if we could go to the bathroom, she'd say "sure, but you'll have a hard time taking a bath in the sink," because she was weirdly obsessed with making us call it the "lavatory."


      She also told us she only was a teacher so she could have all summer off to go to ren faires.


      . . . in retrospect, she was kind of a shitty teacher, but I never handed in my project about the ecosystem and she never called me out on it, so I guess it balances out.

  • LordMannix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Benjamin Mannix

    1 year ago

    "I was assistant to the sergeant"
    Wow, I guess Gus doesn't stray far with his characters haha

  • PancakeWereGoat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Have they ever mentioned where frank gets his miniture props?

    • Choirman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Professional Shopper

      1 year ago

      Griffon made them all.

  • tajywoo

    1 year ago

    One major problem I have with the Heroes & Halfwits series is that the episodes aren't long enough! We need each episode to be at least 2 hours.


    On a side note I can watch this series all day.

  • JakeHCoker

    1 year ago

    Listening to Gus rip of those dice towers in old Drunk Tank episodes is great. So glad they got most of their old D&D crew together for this.

  • sgtsolidus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Anyone know where they got their dice trays? Guessing their art dept.? Can't find them anywhere.

  • Mattyice50 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Two things:

    1. Did anyone else start to not trust the girl after she began to latch on to Bojingles and started to shit-talk on Deric the Cleric

    2. Have these episodes been uploaded to Apple audio podcast form because that would make listening to these at work easier.

    • JackPringle

      1 year ago

      2. they only have the mp3 download to the bottom right of the video

    • OmegaII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      I keep saying out loud, TOUCH HER WITH THE SILVER DAGGER!!

  • fenrirdies

    1 year ago

    They don't even need silver weapons now that they each have a silver coin.

    • Bobnugget FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ya Boi B Nuggs

      1 year ago

      *Shoves silver coin down enemy's throat*

    • JakeHCoker

      1 year ago

      "How'da like the taste of that silver?"

    • OmegaII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      @Bobnugget That will only stun it before it grows a rat head.

  • johnnygrigs217

    1 year ago

    I want a wife like Griffion, someone funny, not afraid to speak her mind, beautiful and ok with me doing nerdy shit. Geoff you found the diamond in the rough.

    • wickedsnakes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      I was thinking the same thing :) Geoff is one lucky guy :) 

  • Aengelage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "Let's look in the poop hole" - Ryan hahaha. I was dying

  • philitup4437 A sad, fat dragon

    1 year ago

    I want a t-shirt that says "that should be on a shirt" and in smaller print has all the phrases that have prompted that quote but never became shirts.

  • bnogo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I just wanted to add, this is by far my favorite show now. And that is of all current shows on now from all channels.

  • mypawnshop FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    i can't tell if frank is being serious about his impressions or trying to be funny. i love it either way


  • Charblasaur

    1 year ago

    Know what? I miss Jack

    • tajywoo

      1 year ago

      I wish there was a way that Jack could be part of this series aside from the Orma storyline.

  • ghostmonkey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    like every other monkey is saying, longer episode please,, two hours a week would be better.

  • jesy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Frank's laugh is so pleasant.

  • MichaelWaite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ponetastic

    1 year ago

    Orma, Half-Orc Babarian. So she's a super rich cartoon elephant?

  • mkerv5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Could Marcus magic up some felt into their dice roll boxes?

  • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    apparently if I start playing d&d my character should throw rocks and have armor made of those locks.

    • Charblasaur

      1 year ago

      Hey, shit seems to work right :)

  • MigrantOwl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Wow, only an hour? If anything the show needed to be longer. Kind of moving in the wrong direction.

  • LegendofConner FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Gus was the source of all of my laughter this episode; he was spot on, 10/10.

  • Jeshire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    They found magic daggers, 5 daggers +1 hehe


  • Silvador FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    OK, they need to somehow get Lisa Kudrow to come and sing with Geoff. XD

  • KM3R FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I've gotten so greedy!...I was like only an hour!? What have I become?

  • nashcd

    1 year ago

    Albus taught her thing or 2 about disappointment,

  • Megakurby12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Don't worry Bojingles it is still legal. Romeo and Juliet clause. Thank You Michael Bay

  • Phoenix512 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I'm just waiting for any of the other four to punch Bojingles like how Michael's character punched Geoff's character in the pilot.


    I pretty sure Frank is trying to get Griffon to use the actual Barbarian Rage ability because it's pretty awesome in 5e. I don't like it that it doesn't regain uses after a short rest but at least you start out with two uses at level 1. Here's hoping to Orma giving into the rage before leveling into 2.

  • smithpocolypse0922 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Smith

    1 year ago

    I miss Jack....

    • Exodusark22 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      he should be retconned in as a 6 player, he brought something to the table

  • Agreyon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sponsor

    1 year ago

    that was really short and no combat. But still good.

    • ReckonBallZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Watcher on the 4th Wall

      1 year ago

      Definitely too short.

    • TVanderValk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I agree. I think it should be released in episodes as long as the pilot, but give the option for audio only so it can be listened to as a podcast

    • srcruls11 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      @TVanderValk there is an option for audio only. For me its right under the video player on the right. next to the video title and description

    • Fly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Blades

      1 year ago

      Judging by their clothes, episodes1,2 and 3 were filmed together. As were 4, 5, and 6. I'm assuming that they film for roughly 5-6 hours and split that into 3 episodes. Last weeks went long, so we get a short one.

  • gruesomecola FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Would be awesome if they animated this at some point, RTAA style but like a whole series - Like HarmonQuest.

    • mlkoegel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Matt

      1 year ago

      They would have to massively edit it into either just the battles or a selection of battles and encounters for an animated series to even be remotely feasible. It's just way too long for fully animation (idk if that was your suggestion or not).

  • TheAmazingMetapanda

    1 year ago

    Thieves Tools Proficiency is the new Disable Device Skill. I'm not really sure why they didn't keep it as an actual "Skill" instead of making it a tool that you and get proficiency in. I guess it makes sense though, with them making tools as something people can be proficient in.

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    1 year ago

    We need an "I'm illiterate. No wait, I'm a bard." Shirt.....

  • CClark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Disgruntled Sponsor

    1 year ago

    that was short,

    • Fly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Blades

      1 year ago

      Looking at their clothes, episodes 4, 5, and 6 were filmed together. Episode 5 was almost two hours long, so it makes sense why this one was a bit shorter.

  • TimothyShell FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    HOW DID I MISS THAT THIS WENT UP!?!

  • 1000MCHIEF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Follow @AH_Michael_dick

    1 year ago

    57:30 area:


    I'm never gonna level up

    I'm never going to level down

    I'm never going to turn around and desert you.

  • dark_zankoku FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Only an hour?? these need to be 2 hours a least, this has to be one of my favorite series right now and I need more. keep up the great work.

  • xSlimShayD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold JudgedByMany LovedByFew

    1 year ago

    Pretty much to agree with everyone else, it would be nice to make these episodes longer. Maybe not as long as the pilot, but definitely longer. I know at some points the story is kinda at that point where it would be good to stop, but another hour would be perfect for this.

    • cabooseman99 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      This is just an assumption, but they may be making the episodes shorter because the watch time for Heroes and Halfwits is pretty low on YouTube. That's not, like, an official reason or anything though. I for one would definitely enjoy longer episodes.

    • ReckonBallZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Watcher on the 4th Wall

      1 year ago

      Or even just the battle with the scorpions...

  • Jayce702 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Beanbearchag

    1 year ago

    ITS BEEN SIX MINUTES AND I HAD TO FUCKING STOP THE VIDEO SO I WOULDN'T CHOKE TO DEATH! This bodes well for the rest...

  • SeeMRav

    1 year ago

    Isnt Michael hot in that thing?!

    • B-Bear42

      1 year ago

      Damn right he is.

  • nafimaster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I swear they're getting shorter and shorter :( but its still one some of the best content they put out

    • TyBracamonte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ty

      1 year ago

      Yeah it's a real bummer. I know they have to film a lot of other content but I wish the episodes were three hours long like the "Critical Roll group."

    • Skip6235 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      It's most likely a retention time problem on YouTube. Although YouTube has been trying to make the system more fair to longer videos, it is still heavily biased towards shorter videos, as retention time is very important in the algorithms. Keep in mind that while most of us sponsors will gladly sit through 6 hours of this no problem, they need to appeal to a wider audience. It's disappointing, but they need to make money in order to give us this amazing content, so I will put up with episodes that are far to short to ensure that we get at least 2 more years of this show! :)

    • Fly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Blades

      1 year ago

      They aren't getting shorter. Last weeks was the longest since episode two. Look at the times...

    • OmegaII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      Remember they film episodes in bunches, so this just stopped at the time they had to stop filming for the day.

    • OmegaII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      @TyBracamonte I get where you are coming from, but you talking apples an oranges. CR are live sessions from twitch posted on youtube an these are prefilmed show edited and posted later.

  • Madman77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Laughed my ass off because I said "He's blue" at the exact same time as Gus after the Finding Dory/Dori joke.

  • maliboo25 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    anyone know franks last name?


    • DicksScience FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pornography Historian

      1 year ago

      Frank