Episode Five

Heroes & Halfwits: Episode Five

The mystical mayhem and magic continues in this week's Heroes & Halfwits! Join our heroes Geoff, Griffon, Ryan, Michael and Dungeon Master Frank as they journey onwards.

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  • Eitangreen51 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    the description doesn't mention Gus. It has forsaken thee, Your Majesty, King of the Podcast.

  • MrLMV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    When the Kenku and Kobolds showed up I was chanting to myself "Race War.  Race War.  Race war..."

  • XmasForJuan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    The dreams are making much more sense after watching Episode 24. I'm scared of what Frank and Ryan have in store for us.

  • BatmanMCX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Apparently Mr. Worldwide is cross-dimensional as well.

  • eltoroguaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dope artist

    2 months ago

    This is the funniest roleplay I have passively watched.

  • nataljanoir FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold miserable stress ball

    2 months ago

    ~groovy

  • wonderbread58 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    If a PC takes more damage, in one attack, than his maximum number of hit points, that PC dies. Sorry to say, but Bo Jingles should have died. Source: Dungeon Master's Guide.

    • Kinimx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Except Bo Jingles has resistance to fire meaning 1/2 dmg. So no, Bo shouldn't have died completely.

  • buttmunch67 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Swag master

    6 months ago

    Geoff chuckled when Griffon said "I feel something inside me." lol

  • Zombitologist FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I'm sensing a Crunch Time crossover possibility.

  • Dumbird FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Great. freaken Tiamat

  • Talavin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I know the person who illustrated that owlbear! So cool.

  • ManuelPayano

    9 months ago

    So much fun!

  • connor3000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    3 minutes in and i'm already nearly choking on my food. THANKS RYAN!

  • Marinnrose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    1:18:57 RAINING BLOOD \m/ xD

  • Heartbreak-Pudding FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    why is Michael so hot in that sweet coat. damn.

    • Kaitlyn221 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      It's all the damn lights in the studio.

  • IIKaDicEU

    9 months ago

    Frank. Holy motherfucking shit. I am going to fucking die.

  • fayestrom FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Frank is my favorite right now.

  • TyBracamonte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ty

    9 months ago

    This comment is not a criticism.

    This is honestly my new favorite show and I can't stop watching it over and over again. It even made me seek out other D&D shows and found "Critical Roll" where each episode is three hours long! I really wish AH had the time to film a three hour episode every week.

    • TyBracamonte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ty

      9 months ago

      Is there any way to report these fake accounts?


      Never mind it's gone now.

  • breydus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    12:58: In the midst of enjoying one of the best episodes of H&H so far, the most obscure reference to Monster Squad cuts through, and I am suddenly 13 again. Cheers!

  • mypawnshop FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    griffons cleavage will be the death of me

    • TyBracamonte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ty

      9 months ago

      In the most respectful way possible "Griffon is smoking hot!" Geoff is a lucky lucky man.

  • The3rdKing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    "Cause we will fuck you up"
    Michael Jones quote of the day!

  • REDbent FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold redbent

    9 months ago

    freeplay is dead long live Halfwits

  • Fost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Makes we wish i had people to play DnD with

  • Infusi0n FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    This series is almost my favourite and I've never played DnD before, great work

  • McCasky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Is Michael dressed like Neville Longbottom's Grandmother?

  • LedgersPill FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Frank is an awesome DM.

  • tnutt10370 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Frank is so great! I wasn't sure about him at first, but I love him now!!! The costume and his voices were just hilarious.

  • Kaitlyn221 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Between Frank's storytelling, the antics between Geoff and Ryan, and Michael's failed attempt at negotiating, this was my favorite episode so far.

  • SNizZz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SNizZz

    9 months ago

    Geoff looks broken. LMFAO

  • AlphaHex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Too much Frank talking in this one for me :S

  • ChristianPavilonis

    9 months ago

    At the heroes and halfwits panel during RTX people called Frank a normal person. Now this episode comes out...

  • CenterJacked FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Geoff is getting friendzoned by his own wife!!!! I love it!!

    • Charblasaur

      9 months ago

      Teetering on the edge of the dog house zone

  • Li77lewolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Diglett Dig

    9 months ago

    I was wary when this started but it has now become my most anticipated weekly release on rt. Good job guys! :)
    Special shoutout to Frank: he's outdoing himself every ep

  • Countryen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold German Geeky Fan

    9 months ago

    Wuhu, more light. This looks so nice like a bright morning sun :))

    Great episode :) Finally they are at the long awaited cave :))

  • Iri-tiri FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    So happy this series exists! Where's the character creation vids or character monolouges? Maybe later if they level up [lol].

  • Lucas99 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    The thumbnail is fucking gold

  • elfletcho FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    This is my new favorite RT series.

  • randomguysud FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I love to see an animated adventure of this series.

    • darkfleet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      I'm making a 3D animated version of the pilot to pitch to them. A pilot of a pilot so to speak. I'm only in the storyboard phase right now though. Can't wait to get it done.

    • randomguysud FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      i can't wait to see it.

  • DarkTempler7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    My god, Frank is incredible.

  • Ravage369 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Love that rocks are the most deadly weapon thus far! I really wish somebody had screamed "Look out! He's got a rock!"

  • PZ_Wehttam

    9 months ago

    1:01:53 Michael dug deep back to his Jersey roots also the coat just made it so much better.

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    9 months ago

    Mogar almost succeeded in negotiating with the Kobolds, but then his inner Jersey came out...

  • LordShanguar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    way to rip off shakespeare frank

  • thrdthu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    This is the 2nd video that they made this mistake and I really hope they fix it. Warlocks regain their spells after a short rest. It is what sets them apart from other spellcaster classes as they cast their spells at the strongest potency they can every time and regain them after a short rest instead of a long rest. It is why they have fewer overall spell slots. I just don't want them short changing Ryan in the adventure, since Warlocks can do some heavy spell DPS and that kind of error could bite the party in the ass later.Thankfully, Ryan already picked up that Eldrich Blast is a Warlock's bread and butter. Just wait till he hits level 2.

    • kylebelerin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      They didn't have the opportunity to take a short rest anyway though, so why is this an issue? My biggest problem with their mechanics is that the Heavy Crossbow is supposed to take a full round to load in order to limit its power since it does so much damage.

    • CrappyBark

      9 months ago

      Biggest problem is that Ryan has 2 more spells from his Pact but no one corrects him when he says he only has Hellish Rebuke. He also has pact boons.

      The pallies aren't divine smiting

      Barbarian isn't raging in combat, should always be rolling 2 d20 on initiative rolls(they have advantage on init)

      Someone needs to update the players that they aren't utilizing their abilities that their classes afford them

  • Garshalabast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Can we get a shirt with Ollie posing on it? I'd buy that so hard.

  • Jalapagos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I hope a lot of other people really like this series so they dont stop. I just want to keep watching

    • Ravage369 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Like all things rooster teeth the week wait in between is agonizing.

  • nutmeag FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    i want a "you gotta fight nerd with nerd" shirt please

  • Clawlesscats FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    geoff dreamt about the fairy wish prince

  • callmeanerd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold kody

    9 months ago

    i have one decision for you all to make.
    The Mad King or The King

  • callmeanerd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold kody

    9 months ago

    im now kinda just waiting for Michael to just pass out from heat stroke in that coat under studio lights.