Episode 20

Heroes & Halfwits: Episode 20

“Spy Master” Heroes and Halfwits Gus, Geoff, Griffon, Ryan, Michael, and Dungeon Master Frank are in the city of Jackal Heart. After breaking off in two teams to find clothes, one team enters the casino. Will the others join them in time?

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  • Cade117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Michael/Mogar technically killed 3 people that episode!

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    1 week ago

    0:23:07 is just like Geoff playing GTA V. "What's the button to raise your landing gear again?"

  • FordPrefect42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    If achievement hunter were a band "A variety of dips" would be a great name.

  • BayleeBrown FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Ryan the actor guy.

  • Z00k33p3r

    5 months ago

    dang frank, sometimes you just got to let the dice do their work and trust in the party to handle any problem.

  • S04r1ngh4wk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I feel like i should point out(way too late) that i believe attacks of opportunity interrupt the movement. 

    • Hakinator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      They do not, unless you have the feat Sentinel it does not effect the targets movement.

    • S04r1ngh4wk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      O p p o r t u n i t y  A t t a c k s
      In a fight, everyone is constantly watching for enemies 
      to drop their guard. You can rarely move heedlessly past 
      your foes without putting yourself in danger; doing so 
      provokes an opportunity attack.
      You can make an opportunity attack when a hostile 
      creature that you can see moves out of your reach. To 
      make the opportunity attack, you use your reaction 
      to make one melee attack against the provoking 

      creature. The attack interrupts the provoking creature’s 
      movement, occurring right before the creature 
      leaves your reach.

      You can avoid provoking an opportunity attack by 
      taking the Disengage action. You also don’t provoke an 
      opportunity attack when you teleport or when som eone 
      or som ething m oves you without using your movement, 
      action, or reaction. For example, you don’t provoke an 
      opportunity attack if an explosion hurls you out of a foe’s 
      reach or if gravity causes you to fall past an enemy.


      Maybe i'm interpreting this incorrectly, but this is the current handbook entry on opportunity attacks.

  • GrumpSupport FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I so wanted Geoff to say to Kalka "Kalka-later!"

  • stargazer898 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    My roommate is drunk and  wanted to say hi Geoff

  • Dynamo_0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    When they were deciding what to do after the fight I wish somebody made a Pulp Fiction reference and said "can we call in the Wolf?"

  • WhitneyWrtr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    weird hypothetical question time: in a truth spell, you have to answer honestly to questions, but, it doesn't say who's questions. What if, you asked yourself a mental question with the desired answer you wanted, and then answered aloud? Loophole, or no? I mean, it's almost four in the morning, so I don't know...

  • UItraVioIet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ultra Violet

    7 months ago

    Awww man, I hate cliffhangers. Glad everyone came through from that battle though. I didn't want Father Dorie or Naa to die. I'm attached lol

  • MarkNuttFISH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    This is like, the 5th or 6th time Geoff had almost died. Could someone please just die? Everyone knows that if someone /does/ die, they're just going to come back as a different character anyway. 

  • xiii-Dex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 1.048596

    7 months ago

    "And that will slake my interest. You don't want to disappoint the ferret".

  • jprudnick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    first player line of next season: "hydrate them."

  • TheAngrySwede FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    "You do not wish to displease the ferret!" ..There needs to be a little RT ferret plush now with a shirt that says -"DO NOT DISPLEASE!"-  And Ryan..back in the olden days you would have been the most infamous duke off them all :3 

  • Countryen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold German Geeky Fan

    9 months ago

    Am I the only one that does not see this really as a finale? I mean they stopped mid mission.

    Episode was surely great - but not so much a "grande finale".

    Albus as duke was fantastic - I love the ferret puppets but I like the first one (the one with 2 holes) better - it's cuter.

    Looking forward to season 2 and even more worldclass songs from Bo.

  • accidentallymainstream FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold dynamite

    9 months ago

    Michael. Michael's outfit is amazing

  • SarahEJones FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I absolutely love that one of the Kenku has made it all the way to the season finale. 

  • Ninjaminions7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Ryan was just waiting for his time to role play and everyone else just let him do his thing. What a great series this was.

    • Arataikii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      What a great series this is* -it's not over. :D

  • TinaBobina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

    9 months ago

    Does the ferret have a name?

    • futurecatlady

      9 months ago

      https://twitter.com/ryanthetwi...It doesn't. But, you should really read Albus's backstory on it. It is hilarious. 

    • TinaBobina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

      9 months ago

      So I must have had a stroke as well because apparently I've read that before because I'd already liked it. 

  • YoungMonkey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PolyglotChimp

    9 months ago

    TO ALL FIRST MEMBERS/SPONSORS WHO ARE ASKING ABOUT NEXT SEASON: Watch the post show, they explain their plans for rolling out future episodes.

  • cliosomnia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold that one person

    9 months ago

    I love this series. I've been in a bad place recently, but listening to this today made me laugh for the first time in days. I can't wait til season 2!

    • ExoticImmortal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Brittany

      9 months ago

      I'm sorry things have been tough for you! I hope that things get better and just know that the tough times don't last forever. Keep your head up!

  • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

    9 months ago

    That was great. Super ups to Frank. On the one hand for helping Team 1 or w/e through that battle and on the other for that ending. Was expecting something completely different haha

  • York995 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    This has been an awesome run so far, very excited for the next season!

  • Paintedawg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    WHEN IS SEASON 2?!

    • Kinimx

      9 months ago

      Around January with a one-off in December

  • Thundernerd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Can't wait for season 2!

  • MartyGras2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Right on Ryan with use of slake.

  • FierySprite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Needs more Kerryshot

    9 months ago

    Can't wait for Season 2, it's one of my favourite series!

  • darkfleet

    9 months ago

    If there were to be a heroes and halfwits animated series, what would you guys like more a 3D version like RWBY and RVB or a 2D version like Xray and Vav?

    • Kaitlyn221 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      2D.  I've been imagining the whole thing in a mix of X-Ray & Vav and RTAA.

    • Charblasaur

      9 months ago

      Im gonna go with 2D. Feels right for a DnD story

  • Justin-Thadick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Littering and....?

    9 months ago

    also i dont know if frank plays video games but i would love to see him on a lets play

  • WPJonathan Papa Jon

    9 months ago

    Hold on now everybody! If any shirt is going to be made, it has to be the first one said to be: Does it speak Deep?

    • Charblasaur

      9 months ago

      Franks "Yea, thats a thing"

  • LaVolpeRiyo117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I love Michael's outfit this episode. It was awesome! Frank was getting some very weird rolls that were not helping the group but they were funny. Every time he sighed, I laughed because I knew it would be unhelpful to the group and make things more interesting. I'm excited for this to continue and I can't wait.

  • Justin-Thadick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Littering and....?

    9 months ago

    a d2 should just be a coin flip imo

  • luckysimon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Gotta hand it to them, Kudos on the actual role playing. They really went all in on this one. 

  • CenterJacked FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I would love to see someone animate this.

  • CenterJacked FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    God damn it cliffhangar. When does the next season start?

  • linkalicious FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I just realized... Ryan is role playing as "The Mad King"

    • BraddonDent FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Right now he is a crazed Barron. At 10 he'll become the mad king, and at 20 graduate to dark god.

  • c550456 17th Sharder

    9 months ago

    Gus with the "Calgon, take me away" reference

  • SliceOfBrad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I just watched Bo-Jingles say that Mogar has a "simple mind" while being questioned.  Is that not a lie? and also obviously false due to his ability to resist the truth spell in the first place?  Anyway, just a thought, still awesome watching Geoff scramble like that. joy ok_hand

    • luckysimon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      As was established a few episodes ago, mogar's actually not the brigthest bulb stat wise, so it wasn't actually a lie. 

    • RDV-1996 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RDV

      9 months ago

      If Bo-Jingles believes it, it's not a lie.

    • Charblasaur

      9 months ago

      Its like blowjobs. Its not cheating unless you think it is.

  • ProfEyebrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Please, please, please make a "Not skilled in the words of the tongue" shirt

  • Triarch

    9 months ago

    Ryan went to a farm? I thought he was banned after The Edgar Incident. 

    • Chewy77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chewy77

      9 months ago

      i don't think anyone can stop a soon to be mad god

  • Scorch_38 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Second second assistant

    9 months ago

    And thus ends this week's debate class with Geoff Ramsey 

  • hail2freeman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Im inspired by Ryan to use "slake" more often now

  • SimpleWow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Much love for Frank's determination !!!!

  • Uggle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ugglefitteskinn

    9 months ago

    too bad geoff looks so god damn bored when Ryan tried to get his way. Just like Geoff did himself earlier in the episode ^^

    • pat_miller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      I think that's more of a look of "Fuck, we arn't gonna be able to finsh this at the point Iwant it to finish at."

  • lcephoenix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Ryan as the duke is my favourite in this whole show. He plays that role just too well!

  • CheeseCookie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Webplayer seems much better with the latest website update

  • kariosa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I'm more upset about this cliffhanger than I was waiting to see if Jon Snow was dead or not. 

  • SacredSavir FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Honestly, out of the two groups, Team 1 was a lot better suited to getting into a fight than Team A.


    Na: Good at unarmed combat

    Dory: Good at healing and support magic

    Bo: Can use magic words/songs to hurt/aid others

    Mogar: While not the best in unarmed combat, he is the tank of the group and has his breath attack.


    The only person on Team A who wouldn't be as heavily effected would be Albus, since he uses magic. Orma, Bor, and Quark would all be without their weapons, which is mainly what their classes are based around. (I'm assuming Quark is a fighter)

    • Chewy77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chewy77

      9 months ago

      Doesn't Orma have some hand to hand combat capabilities? And Borealis likes to see the whites of his foes eyes, plus he can heal, Quark has a beak and a pair of claws, he's not that great without a crossbow. I'd say they have a pretty solid team for combat.

    • SacredSavir FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      If reality was to be taken into account, then yes, they would be more well-equipped for a fight. Unfortunately in 5th edition, a Monk is pretty much the only class that does well in unarmed, non-magical combat. 


      Outside of being a monk, unarmed combat does very little damage (1+STR), so Orma would pretty much only be doing 5 damage per hit (assuming her strength bonus is a +4). 


      Race isn't applied to it, if it was then Mogar would have a bite and claw attack as well, so Quark's natural features are probably not applicable in unarmed combat. 


      I also remember Gus saying how Bor brought no healing for this (outside of Lay on Hands), so outside of spells, Bor is effectively crippled since his punches do minimum damage every time. So his actions would probably be similar to Mogar (minus the breath attack option).


      The only person that doesn't heavily rely on their weapons for fighting is Albus, and since he'd be seen as the biggest threat, a group of smart NPC's would target him first. 


      With Team 1, pretty much everyone in the group was an equally viable target. Do they go for the healer, the unarmed fighter, the magical singer, or the cold-breathing dragon with divine magic?

  • lcephoenix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    A two hour long episode? Hell yeah!