Episode 19

Heroes & Halfwits: Episode 19

Heroes and Halfwits Gus, Geoff, Griffon, Miles, Ryan, Michael, and Dungeon Master Frank are in the city of Jackal Heart. Avoiding getting involved in gang activity, the team has split up to shop for new digs to blend in. 

What could go wrong? Everything of course! 

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  • Guitar-P0N3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Mogar "Ye Rage Quit" Jones

  • Hakinator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    59:23 "Covert Spider Power Play"

  • MrLMV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    It took 19 episodes but we finally got the meltdown we wanted

  • kbseven FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Possibly my favorite episode so far. I love how this plays out with the two split parties!

  • rperkins524 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Ryan and Michael screaming at eachother is my favorite part of this thing. 

  • Lt-Waffles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    literally crying laughter when rage quit Michael explodes. had to rewatch that part 4 fucking times to soak it all in. OMG i think this might be the best episode of season 1. 

  • LemonShark

    7 months ago

    Michael say it don't spray it

  • LemonShark

    7 months ago

    MICHAEL RAGE QUIT ALBUS

  • UItraVioIet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ultra Violet

    7 months ago

    Best episode so far. Love Griffon, but I'd definitely like to see Miles back as Orma lol

    • Xeranar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      I know it would ruin the flow somewhat but I really wish they would have a series of guests come in to play randos rather than keep switching Orma out.  Not 'Harmonquest' per se, but just randomly bring Miles in as an NPC with a general narrative structure from Frank and let them play out the scene...

  • MarkNuttFISH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    God, Miles is such a feisty version of Orma (don't remember how to spell the name) I think he may be my favorite version

  • MarkNuttFISH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I really like this evolution of Ryan's character into a Duke that threatens everyone, it's so great

  • Fred_Lowe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not drunk enough 4 this.

    7 months ago

    I was laughing my ass off. But I completely lost my shit at, "I know you need money for that."

    • mr-kab-uki FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      When Michael said it so calmly, I couldn't breathe for 3 minutes

  • Silvador FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    This episode was hilarious! The only thing I can think of that would have made it perfect, would be if Michael had gotten up and walked out at the end of their arguing, followed by the Rage Quit intro. XD

  • Tristan_D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    this show makes me really want to play d&d (I've never played it) but I feel like if I were to play it it wouldn't be as good because it seems like frank has a lot of experience being a dm. I'd appreciate people letting me know whether my assumptions are well founded.

    • Xeranar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Honestly?  Frank is an average DM.  No shade on the man, he's good at the craft but the real joy is watching the bumbling PCs.  An experienced DM will make any game go more smoothly but you can get together and run a game with friends.  Pathfinder is a free resource to search and read if you don't want to shell out for a boxed D&D 5E/Next version but if you can only find new players, I firmly suggest the 5E/Next.  It will be more streamlined and in line with what they play.  


      Also, search D&D encounters, if you live in a major city or a city with a decent gaming community it's likely a store where you go to buy them has one running and the general rules are that it's an 'open table' situation.  So that can be a great way to jump in and get your feet wet. :)

  • Nick-ilicious141 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Micheal was so great. I'm fucking dying right now.

  • AndyWalker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Micheal and Ryan yelling at each other is the best!!

  • xiii-Dex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 1.048596

    7 months ago

    So, I know this was a while ago, but I'd like to point out that they actually saved time by going to the merchant district. If Team A had bribed the lady to make their clothes first, then Team 1 would just have had to wait the 5 hours instead. It was going to take 5 hours to make 8 sets of clothes, no matter which order they went in.


    So they basically wound up spending double for nicer clothes, arriving in a carriage, and being an hour earlier. That's not a bad tradeoff, considering how much money they've picked up.


    edit: apparently I paused the video to type this about 5 seconds before Ryan explained that it would have taken longer for them to all buy from the same person.

    • Xandebot2000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      I think they were more focused on saving irl time. If they had bought clothes from the same person, frank would just say, ok five hours have passed and they would have been done with it.

  • megamna97

    8 months ago

    I would love is that in the next series, because of that heist idea, they do a Shadowrun RPG, because it has a lot of heist plans. Ryan would love it!

  • jprudnick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    i love the conversation that involves going under cover to infiltrate a casino while they are posing as a group centered around a traveling bard to begin with.  

  • NYCowboy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian

    8 months ago

    so is a nat 100 two 10s?

    • hannaban15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      on the d10 the die face would be 0 on the percent die it would be 00 if memory serves 

  • TidalSoltair FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    when all hell breaks loose and they scream at each other i almost pissed myself laughing

    • TheAngrySwede FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      "This metagaming time isent passing right now!!!,Time is passing when you take a god damm voyage away from the store!"  just <3 Michael ...amagine going on vacation with him!

    • BigBadWolfDJ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold BigBadWolf

      6 months ago

      WAAAH, I'M A BIG BABY WHO CAN'T SHUT HIS GOD DAMN DRAGON MOUTH!

  • zezvaa2

    9 months ago

    I hope Miles stays on as a regular for the next season. Definitely his own character though, Griffon's got Orma on lockdown (at least sometimes).

  • wickedsnakes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Ryan was born to be that duke :) 

  • wickedsnakes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Michael has the BEST angry screaming voice ever :) 

    • TheAngrySwede FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      Should watch his Ragequit videos then! :3 i recommend the one where he plays the japanese..bus stop farting game? dont remember what its called but i died from laughter watching it!

  • Thybroven

    9 months ago

    can i also get that whole conversation of what comes first A or 1 on a poster i would totally buy that

  • Thybroven

    9 months ago

    or bo jingles making his vw face at the tv. wonder if Volkswagen would approve?

  • Thybroven

    9 months ago

    i need "i know you need money though!" on a shirt please.

  • m0nst3rbl00d FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    This fucking episode oh my god!!!

  • Swordfish280 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    59:30 - 1:02:40 in case anybody needed it.

  • Adalaie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Favourite episode so far!! Hilarious!!

  • SavannaSmith FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Savage

    9 months ago

    I'd love to see Miles as Orma again. 

  • ElominSha FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Well, they killed Frank.

  • FirstJerry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Rage Quit: DnD

  • nicksquared FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold NickSquared

    9 months ago

    i feel like this whole episode is michael and geoff screaming at the other guys for playing their characters completely perfectly! they would have thought i would be faster to go to the other shop so they did! 

    • nicksquared FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold NickSquared

      9 months ago

      like i get that IRL michael hates albus, but that's just who he is :(

  • TR1BE2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Michael called it haha!

  • Cotter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OneMorePelican

    10 months ago

    Everything starting from the moment they walk into the merchant shop is absolute gold. 40 totally non-crucial minutes of arguing about clothes that end up as the funniest damn thing to happen on this show. It's like all the GTA shopping montages but with every in-game argument drawn out with completely unnecessary NPC interactions

  • Great_B_Rad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Goddamn the part where Ryan and Michael start screaming at each other made me cry and I honestly can't breathe right now

    • wickedsnakes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Michael out screamed Ryan though, :) no one can scream louder than Michael, so Ryan, it was a losing battle :) 

  • EricHVela FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hablo en los emoticones.

    10 months ago

    Dungeon Master Frank's ability to be versatile is downright amazing. (I understand that with Geoff and Gus in the past, he's had a lot of practice of dealing with wayward adventurers.)


    Also, Bahamut vs. Tiamat. Called it first episode. (Now, if only Dory turns out to be a Dragon Priest -- one that's actually a dragon.) Then again, whenever one of them is involved, the other is, too.

  • Phoenix512 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I remember Gus saying on a Patch about this episode being his favorite one so far and wonder how it could be. I can understand now why it's his favorite episode. The whole thing sounds like something my one friend would do and have another friend who would go off like Michael did.

  • Blarg2010 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nick

    10 months ago

    Gus, busting out the Edgar Allan Poe reference, good stuff.  This show is what I aspire to have my games of D&D turn out like!

  • Requi3m_Toxicity FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Requi3m Toxicity

    10 months ago

    oh god i fucked died during the arguement

  • Lucas99 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    "I know you need money though" Michael goes back to being calm 

    • Thybroven

      9 months ago

      right. rage quit poster

  • EricHVela FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hablo en los emoticones.

    10 months ago

    In ASCII (which any computer nerd should know), one (0x30) comes before A (0x41).


    The base personality of Orma is going to be a little surprised at herself (Miles). Not as nice as she usually is...

    • Moose519

      10 months ago

      0x30 is actually zero and 0x31 is one

  • themole0331 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Oh my god! I pissed myself at the 1 hour mark. Rage Quit Michael at his finest. I am crying trying to type this now. I have to play this my the guys I play D&D with. They complain when they plan to much. Best episode ever!

  • Nogisaka FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    This is by far the best I've seen Michael play D&D.  This episode alone he pretty much portrayed everything to expect when playing D&D long enough. Also, always enjoy his rages and his sarcrastic praising of Bo Jingles was hilarious.

  • Ph4nt0m1991 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Michael is going to have a stroke one day when he has one of those yelling moments and i cant make my mind up if i will miss him or enjoy watching that epic rant more.

  • g4mefre4k123 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gamer-ish

    10 months ago

    So instead of waiting 5 hours with 15 gold each, they spent 4 hours with 25 gold each. Nice

  • ShadowPhage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Man, it has been a long time since I have laughed as hard as this episode made me.


    A wonderful foray into a heavy RP session, including the always tricky splitting of the party.  A wonderful combination of snarky, lighthearted, and completely exacerbated furor that brings such moments to life.


    Had a few flashbacks to similar incidents to campaigns that I had GM'd...


    Fantastic episode, and sometimes the source of so much joy and chaos is simply summarized by Geoff's "there is no way these idiots are going to fuck up buying clothes, right?"

  • iWes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    THE DUKE ROYAL OF LEDONCHE

  • Xx1ncitExX

    10 months ago

    Fucking incredible episode!!! I've been up for 48 hours with a pinched nerve in my neck but holy shit, you guys actually made me forget about the pain for a while. Legends!!!