Episode 13

Heroes & Halfwits: Episode 13

Let’s go Shopping! Heroes and Halfwits Gus, Geoff, Griffon, Allison, Ryan, Michael, and Dungeon Master Frank find a merchant in the cave after a scrapping with few more monsters.

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  • ConnorMcKa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Switchblade McKickass

    3 months ago

    47:36 : Spoiler for season 2, Ryan Steals the gem that causes Dragon fight outside of the Green Alchemist House.

  • Colorfulskulls FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Looking back on it Allison is by far my favorite Orma substitute

  • Cade117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Having just started watching these recently, I'm just waiting for them to eventually press silver to somebody to check if they're a shapeshifter.

    • Jackierman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      They did that moonlight check for shapeshifters in the party in an earlier episode. Not sure if all of the party was there but I remember it occurring.

  • nevada-zach FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Frank at the beginning is awesome. They totally broke him XD

  • eltoroguaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dope artist

    6 months ago

    Dwarven crafts! Great Dwarven crafts! Straight from Orzammar!

  • AltairVanyel

    6 months ago

    Depending on size you want, 25 lb of silver can be forged into between 5 and 10 swords

  • Neva-M FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    For anyone wondering, the last time Geoff rolled on the Wild Magic Table, He became immune to being intoxicated by Alcohol for 19 Days, That is how he was able to beat the Dwarf.

  • wbragg87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    So...  That Allison, though. I could stand her being around in this more. Like Griffon, not only is she attractive, she has a very nice voice, and that hair... My god, that hair is amazing.

  • OmegaII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    of course Ryan wants to burgle a shop.

  • aisultan1996

    8 months ago

    This lady is awesome.

  • JacobRamke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kaiser1231

    9 months ago

    When Frank said Hoo-Rah you could see Geoff actively suppress the Army in him to say Hooah back (that or flashbacks to his time in and not ever wanting to hear that word ever again).

  • CorkeyMcHobo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    It's hard to go from Dan to Frank. Idk why I just find Frank super annoying. His voice is grating.

    Whereas Dan is just hilarious and awesome.

    that being said both H&H and T&C  are so great

  • brucethegirl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Allison reppin the Charmed. Officially my favorite guest.

  • CarverFelcut FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Every time I watch one of these, I have to pause it atleast every few minutes from laughing.  Usually because my group's done these things...

  • adamdothunt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    stop talking over each other

  • TestiCale

    11 months ago

    "a red skin fart machine" hahaha


  • gypp3d FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    love how i have to go to youtube to watch it because the video player here fucking sucks uhh

  • KidGonzo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the worst™

    11 months ago

    Geoff: *leans into Allison* "Could you not do your shit....."

    I didn't catch what he actually said the first time I watched this I'm fucking dying

    • KidGonzo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the worst™

      11 months ago

      now I replay it and it's so obvious do you know how many times I tried to rewind it the first time

    • beastdude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rock god in training

      11 months ago

      I was listening out for this as i glanced the comments as i started watching the epsiode, and I can't find when that happens.

    • KidGonzo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the worst™

      11 months ago

      @beastdude ~1:15:19

  • EricHVela FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hablo en los emoticones.

    11 months ago

    "Let me see if I can persuade you." I watched that bit several times before continuing. Couldn't stop laughing. Each episode seems to keep getting better. Can't wait for today's. :)

  • swatman214 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    electrum is actually a alloy made from silver and gold

  • ZykBRooster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I couldn't bring myself to watch this at first because of the "18:00" playtime on the thumbnail. Thought that boded poorly. Whew! Glad that was incorrect!

  • dlushaj FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold dlushaj

    11 months ago

    Allison has a lovely voice

  • ytrahne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Guardian x6

    11 months ago

    Definitely have larped around creeks and rivers. Adds to the ambiance... most of the time.

  • cliosomnia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold that one person

    11 months ago

    I really do prefer Griffon as Orma, but I hope we get to see Allison in more content, because she's pretty great, too.

  • CaptainJuliAmerica FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Allison was great at Griffon's RTX booth and I fucking love her here! The guest system is fantastic because we get to see people we don't normally see in RT content. <3

  • Conderson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Allison Murphy, I caught that Wayne's World joke, and I loved it!

  • WillKovach FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

  • OsgoodUSNC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Ryan's roll was damn smooth. Also Allison seems pretty cool

  • pinklion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    "Aliens"

  • AstroMoth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AstroMoth

    11 months ago

    I'm really early in the video and they've just been talking to Tusk and when Ryan rolled to see if he was telling the truth Frank mentioned that Tusk "seemed to believe what HE was saying" and not that Ryan thought that he was telling the truth. I'm not sure if that was clever wordplay from Frank and possibly foreshadowing this was not Tusk but rather a shapeshifter with his memory lost or just something he said. He's not from Jackalheart but when he was killed it might have been from a shapeshifter.

    • Gildarts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Guy

      11 months ago

      I think you're over analyzing this a bit. What Frank meant was that Ryan thought Tusk was telling the truth. However, Ryan rolled low enough that he may not have gotten the exact answer he wanted from the DM. So if he had rolled a 20 then he would have gotten a definitive yes or no as to whether or not Tusk was lying, but he rolled low enough that he could only tell that Tusk gave off the impression of confidence in his answer.


      Most likely, it was a combination of how Frank happened to word it and just trying to get Ryan to stop talking so they could move things along.

    • AstroMoth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AstroMoth

      11 months ago

      I think you'll find overanalyzing is something I'm rather good at, but your reply works too. Frank just seems like the crafty one and I guess I've just been rather story starved since they entered the damn cave.

    • onfreeman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      Npcs are supposed to be treated as real people by the DM so what he meant was that what tusk is saying tusk believes to be true, it may be wrong info down the line but the info he has is what he believes

  • The_Humble_Elephant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Never Forget

    11 months ago

    So sanji's a shapeshifter right?

  • REDbent FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold redbent

    11 months ago

    i really enjoyed this Orma - attractive, funny, works well with the team. hope we get three episode with her.


  • ShimShackIsBack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    More Allison! She's funny af and really clicked with the group.

  • nisfotra FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I bet the dwarf was one of those changeling things. Thats why it got super drunk easily and why it had no silver coins.

    • Kaitlyn221 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      He drank for forty-five minutes STRAIGHT.

  • Kaitlyn221 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I'm only about thirty seconds into the conversation with the grey dwarf, and I like him already.

  • jayeto FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    shapeshifters are said to own that town they are going to. they also CAN NOT and WILL NOT touch silver. sanji came from said town.... WHY HASNT ANYONE TRIED TO GIVE THAT CHICK SILVER YET!!

    • Demoss FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      I thought someone would of picked up on that when the Dwarf mentioned they can't even touch silver as it burns. So far we only know for sure that the players and Na are not shapeshifters due to the moon spell at the village.

    • Gildarts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Guy

      11 months ago

      They need to have a system where they all have to touch a silver coin(same coin) each time they meet someone and whenever they leave then rejoin the group or before freeing prisoners.

    • xiii-Dex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 1.048596

      8 months ago

      When they talked about melting down copper, I thought with all the silver coins they should try to use some of that material for something. If nothing else, they could probably manage to tip their crossbow bolts with a layer of silver, since unlike a sword it wouldn't matter if the silver cracked off or came loose after impact.

  • Kevin_01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Sponsor

    11 months ago

    The thumbnail says 18 minutes... I was confused. Thought it was a post-show, or a real short episode.

  • QuintinNagy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    WHO THE FUCK?

  • RunawayRockstar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rose_Wild

    11 months ago

    I love Allison as Orma. She's so funny and honestly has some good ideas in game even if they are a little silly.

    Also: Somari... Samari.... Sanari... Sanri... Sanji... SANJI!

  • BossTaylor8 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Allison caught me offguard but GODDAMN she's hot as hell!

  • madwun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Allison caught me really off-guard, but I think I like her as Orma

  • XanderB100 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    This episode was the funniest so far. I like Allison too. she's fun and a very different version of Orma which is nice

  • Mazekial FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Dang. Haven't seen this much of a stark division of opinions on a new person in the comments since Jeremy replaced Ray!


    Whatever you feel about Allison, I think she deserves at least SOME props for managing to cause THIS

  • fenrirdies

    11 months ago

    There is no way she actually talks like that.

  • nashcd

    11 months ago

    I've decided that I'm going to marry Allison.

    • BossTaylor8 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      i will fight you to the death for her

    • The_Humble_Elephant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Never Forget

      11 months ago

      As will I.


      [A new challenger approaches!]

  • Peter91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    6.06 - 7.00 needs to be made into an RTAA :) that was so fucking amazing!!!!

  • Tristan_D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    this is really bothering me, what is that little thing in the background on the right at 49:45? a spider? a bubble?

  • Tristan_D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Jeremy was the best Orma

  • bayani0

    11 months ago

    think sanji might be a hag or the big bad that killed those guards and that father dorii is a cleric of bahamut with a war domain

  • CCaprice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Allison was great, need more,