Episode 11

Heroes & Halfwits: Episode 11

Heroes and Halfwits Gus, Geoff, Griffon, Ryan, Michael, Jeremy and Dungeon Master Frank listen to songs, drink poison, and some how come together to battle a new creature.

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  • doromil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    wait a minute, in episode 22 they are ape shit mad about ryan kill that guy, but ORMA DID IT!!!!

  • Arlla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    The sound of Ryan playing with his dice is so satisfying... is this my secret ASMR trigger?

    • tiltawurl27 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Im with you on this one 

  • Yum_Meister0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I think Ryan and I have the same dice set :D

  • UItraVioIet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ultra Violet

    3 months ago

    I feel like some of the regulars, at least Nar (sp?) or even the kankoo (again, sp?) should be controlled by another person so Frank doesn't have to juggle so many npcs. He's got 5 travelling companions plus enemies that he has to roll for and keep track of.

  • TheAngrySwede

    4 months ago

    Ryan! You have the eye! you can be the master of all things evil! >:D

  • scubadan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Micheal frostbreaths his own had to give himself the stranger

  • masher14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Anime Reference

    7 months ago

    Loving the show but Ryan's pretty bad about Meta-Gaming.

    • Leviathan42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      To be fair, this is his issue in every game they've ever played. Ever.

  • dlushaj FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold dlushaj

    7 months ago

    I know nothing about D and D, but I do enjoy these videos

    • ata6296

      3 months ago

      I never played it either but I find my self learning more about it as I watch. which is awesome.

  • Nameless20 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Sweet Dumb and Dumber reference at 1:04:33 Ryan.

  • Nauti5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Knowledge Hasbro +5 #AmDed XD

  • KingArthur1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I anxiously await for the day where Funhaus's quest and AH's quest come together to create "Heroes and Crits," the best D&D campaign ever.

    • Caverness FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      or "Twits & Halfcrits". 

  • Forensics4Life FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Please make a "Do they speak Deep?" shirt

  • SpleeSpree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Moist Nugget

    8 months ago

    I feel like Sanji is just a rebound for poor Bo Jingles after getting rejecting by Orma. Like he's using her partly as an ego boost and partly to try to make Orma jealous or annoyed, but the plan is starting to backfire. I don't think Geoff can take much more of her. And if he doesn't kill her, someone else in the party surely will.

    • hunterkiddo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Nah, Geoff loves the Sanji attention. Not romantically, but definitely a boost to his ego XD

  • Burwell88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    lololol the look griffon gives ryan when he suggest what they should do with the shiva poison is real as fuck.

  • CurtisLegget FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Episode 12 audio is up.

  • Resinator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold cunning linguist

    8 months ago

    I've noticed the text stays up longer, thank you!

  • kylebelerin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Stopping in the middle of an encounter is really kind of a bummer. I am loving this series, but this is another problem that is onset by shorter episodes, I wish they would commit to at least an hour and a half if not 2 hours per session so they could actually make visible progress in every episode. Essentially all we got out of this episode was the interrogation and 4? rounds of combat, which is nothing in the scheme of the story.

    • NYCowboy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian

      7 months ago

      I think a big problem with that is you have Gus and Geoff in the party. Both are managers and have a lot of meetings along with administrative duties. It'd be nice to have 2 hour episodes but cutting out that kind of time probably isn't easy. These also are edited, so they might be cutting out interruptions, etc. that take up time recording.

    • kylebelerin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      I saw one of the broadcast people in another comment thread say that they record once a week for about 4-5 hours and then cut that into 3 episodes. I think it would be awesome if they were able to just cut that into 2 episodes, that would achieve the length I am hoping for.

  • M1cr0MAC

    8 months ago

    Mogar over there in the corner losing his religion.

  • M1cr0MAC

    8 months ago

    what about shiva fire and stomach ulcers.


  • tyuiopsigma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold King of Toaster Pastries

    8 months ago

    Since they're in the caves, how cool would it be if they ran into their characters from the H&H test/pilot/special?

  • Great_B_Rad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    "Do you speak deep?" should be a shirt

  • Mattyice50 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Talk about "7 Days to Kill"

  • sky_r_rose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    actually geoff! be the next dm

  • sky_r_rose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    24 in intimidation... yeah they just mumble abit then get ready, WORST dm ever. even worst then the over explanation. please guys i just want this to be good :(

  • Shadster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    the whole "Hydrated" thing has to be shirt or merch of some kind, also, on a side note this has been the best episode by far, in my most humble of opinions

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    8 months ago

    "3 points of healing damage."

  • PancakeWereGoat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Please RT, we NEED Heroes and Halfwits Animated! :D

  • Countryen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold German Geeky Fan

    8 months ago

    Awwww why did you stop using written out numbers :( That's sad. I was looking forward to "Heroes & Halfwits: Episode Eleven"

  • DJTheWhite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Can you add a few dice cameras directly over the table aimed at where they role. Its not overly important but I think it would benefit the show to have the option to put that into the episodes. (not every role has to be shown, just a few, to add to the dynamics of the show itself).

  • MisterJandHarley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Gotta say, I don't really like that frank seems to completely ignore every time Ryan rolls a good intimidation roll. He rolled a natural 20 for christ sake. should cause way more than just a slight disadvantage on rolls.

    • HerpsMcGirps FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AH 2011 Champion of Noth

      8 months ago

      Yeah but sometimes the DM has to bend the rules or adapt to rolls for the good the story. If Frank had acquiesced then there would have been a lonmg surrender, converssation looting, questioning, and essentially nothing as far as combat.

    • onfreeman

      8 months ago

      @herpcgirps


      And that's bad? D&D is about story not fighting all the time

  • Agreyon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sponsor

    8 months ago

    Its a little annoying that they cut in the middle of the fights.

  • justme1125

    8 months ago

    bad episode hopefully it's a set up for a good one next week

  • sweetrolled FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    is frank wearing the necklace from the dungeons and dragons movie?

  • LaVolpeRiyo117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Yes, I called it. So it seems like every time Orma drinks a certain kind of drink (so far it's mostly alcoholic drinks), she falls unconscious and a new person is there. Also she seems to forget every thing that happens right before she drinks. Therefore it can be concluded that when Griffon goes for a drink of some kind of alcohol that means her time is up and it's time for a new person to play as Orma. I wonder who will be next. So far we've had Jack and Jeremy. Maybe it will be Gavin or it could even be Joel. Oh, what about Burnie or Barbara? So many options.

    • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

      8 months ago

      They said that themselves at the RTX panel...

    • TheBoJaN FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      Orma is an anagram for Omar, franks shirt says "OMAR COMIN", and AH has been pushing WMD the past couple weeks, Coincidence? Most definitely. But it sure would be an epic game of D&D if Omar showed up and murdered a bunch of drow!

    • LaVolpeRiyo117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      Well thanks, but I didn't go to RTX. I also haven't seen the panel so I don't know everything about this series. For me, it's new and I'm figuring it out as I watch it.

  • The3rdKing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I will never tire of Frank's Brooklyn accent.


  • chuavelo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    In a dark cavern hallway, two horns in my hair,

    Warm smell of kenku breath, rising up through the air...

    • kylethehuman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Future RT Employee

      8 months ago

      Up ahead some resistance, The Drow prepare for a fight,

      They cast a spell and our sight goes dim, Mogar had some sort of blight.

  • RavenRonien FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    "you'll have to wait 7 days......" To die?

  • AaronKochummen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That guy from that thing

    8 months ago

    I've never played D&D, but does no one stay dead? Because I'm ok with that

    • nindorel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Addict Extraordinaire

      8 months ago

      5E is a little more forgiving than previous versions. Add the fact that they have two paladins and health potions, a group working together in this sense works well together.

    • Thysguy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      There is permanent death, but it's up to the D.M (dungeon master) on how long a character has to be "dying" or to be healed. I don't know current rules, but I did play where basically 0 health means you are dying and unable to fight or move until healed. Dmg after that is a killing blow. But again, it's up to the D.M on how hard they want to beat you. Plus, there are resurrection spells, but there's no dedicated healer in this party besides father dory

  • MapleHeist FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I'm so glad that you guys started this serie

  • CameronHocka FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Michael, Gus and Ryan all wear what they had on in the game. If Orma is gunna strip to their underwear I expect the same commitment from Griffon as I do from the the others

    • White_Rice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PE/\KE!!!!

      8 months ago

      This rule includes Jack and Jeremy as well

    • Charblasaur

      8 months ago

      Not gonna lie, when Grorma said that, i had a quite lovely image pop up in my mind.

    • CameronHocka FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      Hey if that's what it takes white rice... If that's what it take

  • DarylMackenz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    So...there's stalactites and a whole bunch of enemies together.....am I missing something or is the answer obvious..

  • fenrirdies

    8 months ago

    It would be great if an episode lasted an entire fucking fight!

  • Mcpeppers FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I'd like Orma to have a Caboose alter-ego

    • Decrozi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Anime fan

      8 months ago

      How many alter-egos will Orma have by the end of this? She might need a psychiatrist. Weird how her two alter-egos so far are both male.

  • Kaitlyn221 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    The way Albus handled the "interrogation" makes me suspicious... He (or at least Quox, for those who know Albus's history) is really just this universe's version of the Mad King, isn't he?

  • EddieZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    why is this 'Episode 11' and not 'Episode eleven' ?


    • AstroMoth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AstroMoth

      8 months ago

      Probably because eventually the names would be too long.


      "Episode Eight Hundred and Seventy Three: The Gang Reaches Jackalheart"

  • AstroMoth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AstroMoth

    8 months ago

    First Members get premium early access to the Annual 48 Hour Enslave-A-Thon.

    • Kaitlyn221 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      Double First members get two slaves for free?

    • SchuylerS Giraffe

      8 months ago

      @Kaitlyn221 That's pushing it... Obviously they get a box full of at least 5, they don't pay all that money for nothing.

    • Kaitlyn221 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      Fair point.

  • DRUtastic57 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    "What's the hurry Hero". Frank, you outdone yourself again!

  • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I couldn't help but laugh when I saw the episode was almost halfway over and they haven't even gone into the next room yet lol. I enjoy listening to it even if they sit around

    • Charblasaur

      8 months ago

      Slow and steady wins the race right

  • Skip6235 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    We need a pickup/mic on the merlin. I want to hear Geoff's amazing compositions

  • blancpage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ModerateOccasionallyPoor

    8 months ago

    That's one gentle GM. In my day if some gratuitous, non-lawful-good torture murder was going on and a Pally didn't knock heads, said Pally would hear a "whum-wum-wum" noise, feel suddenly very alone in the universe and find that their Lay On Hands ability only empowered them to get called a sex pest.

    • DarkTempler7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      I feel like I remember Gus and Geoff talking about him GMing on the RT podcast when it was the Drunk Tank. If it's him then his fairly lenient.

    • Thysguy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      Well, I mean this is supposed to be a series with a few inexperienced players. Only Gus, Geoff and Griffon have played with this DM according to the post shows. Jeremy, Jack, Ryan and Michael are new to this, so he might be trying to go easy with the newbs. Also, this is a show, how boring would it be to have a hard ass D.M kill all the characters cause their rolls really sucked or made really dumb decisions early on and the party was killed in episode one? I think he's erring on the side of caution and letting a few discrepancies go by.


      However I do agree that maybe they could use some more gentle nudges on what they SHOULD be doing in the quest, and less what they ARE doing like now. A too lenient DM can ruin a campaign. I've played one where a DM didn't get us out of the starting village on path cause we "discovered" some nefarious plot and took that on rather than do what we all gathered to do, I was the only one who wanted to do the ACTUAL quest. After a few months of BS, I left the campaign and my character did too, a new DM took over but I didn't return. But then again, it's a show, and needs to be entertaining for both the creators and the viewers.