AHWU: Sword Horde! - AHWU for March 27th, 2017 (#362)
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Here's the mail
It never fails
It makes me want to wag my tail
When it comes I want a whale
No! That's total bullshit. When it comes, I want a fuckin' sword. Who the hell would want a whale? Whales are fucking massive! Where would we even fit a whale in this office? There's no doubt that we'd kill it. Maybe not intentionally, but you know none of us are gonna bother feeding it. Fuck whales. I don't want a fuckin' whale. Keep sending swords! That shit is awesome.