Ryan the Dick Chopper - AHWU for June 19th, 2017 (#374)

AHWU: Ryan the Dick Chopper - AHWU for June 19th, 2017 (#374)

Achievement Hunter got a big, floppy rubber dick in the mail this week. They also got a meat cleaver. Now it's time to see if Ryan can give that rubber dong a healthy circumcision.

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  • Whosurboozer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    lil j needs a 

    Jagermeister Shotmeister Tap Machine

  • Kikyobutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Beards

    1 month ago

    After seeing how much fun they had (and what eventually happens to it), I hope they get more dildos.

  • cheezeblade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    annndd.... lindseys back.. dear god.. what a return entrance

  • RetiredSnowflake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Ryan the Dick Chopper Guy*

  • Timbgj FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Welcome back Mama Jones!

  • SamuelF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    also the abolition of slavery

    • NotFish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      They don't celebrate that where Geoff's from.

  • LeonidasXIX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    So uh, what kind of bow is that? Anyone?

  • Fael FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    What is the name of Michael and Lindsay's kid?

    • Marksmen2021 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Marcus

      1 month ago

      Iris Jones

  • MiPH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    11:53 Nearly headless Dick

  • Phatnaru FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    its geoff's birthday? yesterday was mine

  • Hilnus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Trevor has a Thinkpad!?  So sad.

  • NothingReal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    11:56 thats a nearly headless dick 

  • EthorX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I love the part where Trevor didn't know what pogs were.

  • Yadomi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    In feel like i couldn't stand working in an environment like this. Even if working was just playing video games. The opening weapons is really starting to lack substance.

    • EccOMyth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Don't know why you are getting down voted. I agree. Getting a little old. Also a lot of these so called weapons are very poorly made and cheap rip offs that could potentially hurt someone with a mishap. I would like to see some more random goofy things.

  • hurdon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I kinda miss the actual gaming news and releases and stuff...but I did enjoy seeing ryan shoot a dick across the room with a bow,

  • ctrasco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    My wife gave me that exact same knife (the one that came with the ax for Michael). It's not meant for it but if you learn how to throw that thing it's scary as hell.  

  • Razyem FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    who the fuck thought sending them the bow was a good idea?!

  • sofa420 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    The sadness when Trevor didn't know pogs...

    • hurdon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      I was sad as well...but he is a young little lad still hahaha.

  • voppp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Alex

    1 month ago

    I think we forget that Ryan is also a parent....

    • Bea92 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Lets hope Eli and Livy never see this. 

  • richardparker14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    am i the only one who was disappointed that gavin didnt fling all the bouncy balls in his hands at the end??

  • engineerdari FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Oh my god, Ryan thinks my last name is awesome. I am so happy

  • O9bz3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    i feel like the AH office needs to be on a slant so all the stuff can be collected and cleaned at one poiint

    • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

      1 month ago

      I think that would Make Michael very happy.

      Except that the floor would be slanted and the unevenness would drive him nuts.

  • BigMacMike FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Oi

    1 month ago

    Gavin is the only reason I watched the ad at the end

  • TheInnerghost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I remember like 2 months ago when them getting weapons was still funny. Good times

  • DanielJHey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I wonder if Ryan ever thought to himself as a child, that one day he would be standing in his office at work, holding a bow with a dildo arrow and say, "I don't think that trumpet can take this dick."

  • OverlordQuasar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    So, what you're saying is, send more weapons?

  • SecretCows FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ferlynn

    1 month ago

    So when is the weapon show going to begin? You've got enough for the first three seasons already.

  • bam3124 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    @11:02 - Trevor blows dick

  • jfishxx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Please stick the dildo to someone's forehead&ignore any TIFU reddit posts you may have read about that very thing xD

    Oh. Got to the cleaver part. Neeevermind, haha.

  • IanAyala FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I feel like Iris would already be yelling, "Mom! Stop embarrassing me!"

  • YOURSHORT2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    happy birthday Geoff!!! 

  • silverswords FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    This Green Arrow porn parody looks interesting.

  • TimberWolffe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TimberWolffe

    1 month ago

    it's geoff's birthday

    +1 anyone who thought he'd never make it this far

  • MrIHaveASword FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Ryan, who infamously refuses to show up on AHWU, can't stay off camera now that there is so many weapons.

  • ZykBRooster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Thank you Kirsten!

    • ZykBRooster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Thank you Lauren!

  • GimmeCat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Achievement Hunter is devolving like a Super Mario Brothers movie character. Soon they will be Cow Chop.

  • grimalkinCombustion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold artist and pyromaniac

    1 month ago

    i feel like the opposite of what happened to ryan is happening here- instead of the dad going crazy (michael) its lindsay whos losing her mind, and i love it

  • Ohnox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Can we just take a moment and notice how happy Ryan is with all of these weapons. And also because of them he appears on AHWU.

  • CastleBoss FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    "I don't think that trumpet can take this dick" - Ryan Haywood 2017

  • rexcalon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    RYAN F*CK THAT BOX!!!!

  • LucidVirus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    As soon as I saw Jack in the gas mask I knew he was going to do his Walter White impression. 

  • AlexSimper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Has Jack lost weight? looking good

  • kicking222 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    This video is yet another reason why Lindsay is my favorite person at Rooster Teeth.

  • Shinigami216 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Ryan's getting practice in for when his daughter hits puberty.

  • 613pascal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    For everyone who didn't get the black screen thing: it was a joke. Watch the ten seconds leading up to it and you will see the (random) reason why they did it.

  • RoseSchneeBelladonnaXiaoLong FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    So glad to have Lindsay back. The new AHWU is really fantastic. 

    • cause2ureffect FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Totally agree Lindsay has slowly become a loved part of the AH team. Do hope both Lindsay and Micheal are getting as much quality time with baby Jones/ time to rest as they want or need. 

  • IronicFluff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Note to self: Don't watch AHWU in public

  • mlariani FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    "It's momentum right? Like it wont come back as far as you throw it?"

    Famous last words.

  • hill-o FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    LIFE PRO TIP AMAZON SHOPPERS:


    If you're sending a multi-part gift, make sure you do a gift receipt for EVERY GIFT. That way if the boxes get separated your name is in each one. I'm starting to feel like at least some of the gifts that show up without names in the boxes are part of multi-box gifts so there you go!

  • simrell FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold not drunk

    1 month ago

    does AH read these comments? prob not often, BUT IF YA DO! pls open my package, i sent it months and months ago ;_; it's a sword-shaped box and i wrote very nicely on the sides of it. totally says "from simrell" somewhere on the box. unless it got lost in the mail and in that case... womp womp much sadness.  


    your friendly neighborhood art hoe just wants to give you guys some love! and see your reactions to my gift. fingers crossed you find it by next week.