Too Cool for Australia - AHWU for January 25th, 2016 (#301)

AHWU: Too Cool for Australia - AHWU for January 25th, 2016 (#301)

Buying bread from a man in Brussels

He was six-foot-four and full of muscles

I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"

He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

And he said,


"Look, Mr. Hay. I understand your confusion, since the majority of our population speaks French and Dutch. But you do realize you're in a coffee shop in the lobby of the Australian Embassy in Brussels, don't you? You were invited here - an invitation that came to you in English, I might add. Shouldn't you assume we "speak-a" your language here? I mean come on! You know what? I don't have time for this. Just eat your Vegemite and be on your way. But first, please sign this. No, not the receipt. This pre-release promitonal copy of Business as Usual. I'm a big fan of your work, primarily because I myself am an Australian. Which is to say


I come from a land down under

Where beer does flow and men chunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover."


Vid of week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvgV9qTx5n4 || Community vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_ioHj5LgG8

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Comments (37)

  • smasheffect FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I love Jeremy's jacket!

  • lloydfalzon

    1 year ago

    Jeremy, I believe that that achievement is from "Lego Marvel Superheroes The Video Game" not 'Lego Avengers". Rookie mistake... fucking idiot.

  • UltraZero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OmniGeek

    1 year ago

    The video was pretty funny with team Biggie Smalls, but the description was even better.

  • Kevinho

    1 year ago

    "Has alzheimer forget to give a fuck"

  • deadman12159 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Deadman121595

    1 year ago

    why did gavin stop climbing onto Geoff's shoulders in AHWU i miss that true lad days

    • deadman12159 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Deadman121595

      1 year ago

      also slap count haha

  • Kikyobutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Beards

    1 year ago

    Jack is great at being physically funny, I don't think people give him enough credit for that.

  • MegglesB

    1 year ago

    Man, I really love Jeremy in AHWU. He's so happy sounding, unlike Geoff who always sounds like he doesn't give a shit. IDK, maybe I'm biased since I just like Jeremy anyway. -shrugs-

  • RyanHagberg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Life Form

    1 year ago

    Is it just me or have the video descriptions been amazing lately? Love 'em. Keep 'em coming.

  • DrippyWafflr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Best intro ever

  • jgaskin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Loving Jeremy's PC background

  • Feral

    1 year ago

    Jack is always so much funnier when there are fewer people in the office.

    • xdrfiredogx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      It's kind of odd but yeah, he typically is. To some extent I think he plays the straight man to the other's antics but when there are only a couple people around he doesn't seem to need to do so.

  • pyrozero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold red beard

    1 year ago

    the way "its right" got put in the video almost made me die from laughter. well done =)

  • ItsMeBrad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That description is legendary.

  • Hoganmeister FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Strudel King

    1 year ago

    Jeremy, Jack, and Trevor: Team Too Cool for Australia?

    • AmmeGrace FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Team Air Conditioning

  • RazgrizRaptor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I loved that AHWU opening. Thank you to the person who submitted it. X3

  • RockinSocks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

  • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Jeremy wishes he was in Australia, immediately cuts to people having a good time in Australia.

  • beautifulmidnight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Holy crap, that intro.


    That's some witchcraft level harmony.

  • derohk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    the way he said Sebastian Loebs name made me laugh a little too hard

  • ledal_ledal_lee

    1 year ago

    I just touched a hot dog too if you know what I mean Jack, it was furry and hot.

  • Overtoad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Amazingly, I heard "Roblox 3D," and it reminded me of some shitty 3D animated show I saw once as a kid. Turns out it was Cubix, which was listed three games later.

  • Geenalee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That intro was amazing.


  • TheRobit

    1 year ago

    Take it easy guys, he doens't watch movies

  • mikeypaige FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Heads up for some Let's Play Murder on GMod. look at Jeremy's screen halfway through

  • Baynality FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Ahhh, that video descirption though. Love it

  • Thiefree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    holy shit, barbershop dude! Got skills.

    Also, good job with the editing as ever. I wanted to catch that "it's right" with a butterfly net.

  • Lazygamer14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I loved the ending, "I wish I was in Australia" cut to "Coming from RTX Australia!"

  • PurpleJayde FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Purple One

    1 year ago

    that description is awesome

  • bethjayne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Does Jeremy have a large phone or small hands? I really can't tell.....

    • Shirky Knight of Sir Alonne

      1 year ago

      Yes... O.o ahahah

  • demonhaze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    You like that Jack, you like that!

  • norjack2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That meme on Jeremy's monitor though...

  • sekritjay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That introduction was all I needed

  • AlphaRose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Yeah, I wish I was in Australia for RTX too...