AHWU: Happy 300th Birthday - AHWU for January 18th, 2016 (#300)
Councilmen, I stand before you not only as your queen. I come to you as a Geoff. I come to you as a Jack. I come to you as an Achievement Hunter. I come to you with great humility. I am not here to represent Matt or Burnie. Their actions speak louder than my words ever could. I am here for all those voices which cannot be heard. Gavin, Michael, Ryan, Jeremy, Matt. Three hundred families that bleed for our rights. And for the very principles this Let's Play room was built upon.
We're making dumb videos on the internet where we play video games, gentlemen. We must send the entire Achievement Hunter army to aid our king in the preservation of not just ourselves, but of our video games. Send the army for the preservation of Xbox. Send it for PC. Send it for PS4 and Wii U, sure, why not? Send it for VR. But most importantly, send our army for hope. Hope that a Geoff and his men have not been wasted to the pages of history. That their courage bonds us together. That we are made stronger by their actions of making videos for the internet, and that your choices today reflect their humorous stupidity.