AHWU: Gav-In-the-Box - AHWU for February 1st, 2016 (#302)
With an AHWU title like "Gav-In-the-Box," you were probably expecting some sort of re-write of "Pop! Goes the weasle," weren't you? Well screw that noise. Do you know how freakin' hard it would be to rhyme Gavin with pretty much anything? Something like,
"Man at the bar came up to me
And asked 'What you be havin?'
I said 'How 'bout a banger -no mash'
Pop! Goes the Gavin!"
Not only is this rhyme not particularly entertaining, but it also got a wee bit too penis-y. So nope. It's not worth it. Nobody's poppin' Gavin on AHWU this week.