AHWU: Ball Hunters - AHWU for July 11th, 2016 (#325)
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It's the bottom of the ninth. Two outs. Geoff on second and Ryan on third. Here he comes, The Royale British Thunder himself, number 87, Gavin Free.
Captain Fast Hands Jack Pattillo is at the pitch, or whatever the little molehill the pitcher stands on is called. He fires off a fast one.
WHOA! Royale British Thunder takes a swing and misses. Strike one.
Captain Fast Hands throws another one. Gavin makes contact - but only a ding. Foul tip right into the fence. That makes strike two.
Here's comes the Jack Pattillo secret shake-up. An absolutely unprecedented technique never before seen in the Baseball Achunter Little League (or BALL for short). Jack cradles six balls in his massive man-hands. He pitches.
BAM! Gavin makes contact with one of the balls and sends it sailing. WHICK! Another ball flies straight into the catcher's glove. And the other four go way way way off course.
Gavin has just gotten a hit, a strike-out, and a walk all at the same time. This is one for the history books, folks. We're honestly not sure how to count this one, but the decision could mean an early end for the Achievement Hunter season. Funhaus could very well take home the trophy this year. Personally, I don't think the BALL leagues will ever be the same again. AHWU!
Vid of week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Y7qOf6jF8
Community vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ7hdsPoeiI