AHWU: Bat Beats EVERYTHING! - AHWU for July 18th, 2016 (#326)
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After reading last week's description of the epic showdown between The Royale British Thunder and Captain Fast Hands, Michael "The Desperado Demolisher" Jones felt super left out - excluded from the Baseball Achunter Little League. Rather than ask to be admitted into the league, he picked up the nearest blunt object and decided to beat the shit out of each and every possible thing in sight. As they say: If you can't join them, fuckin' BEAT THEM!
Michael swung and slammed and clubbed and beat down the office. He broke all the computer monitors. He cracked Jack's back. He vehemently crushed the VR machines. He smacked Trevor's head clean off his body. He took Trevor's headless corpse and beat Jeremy to death with it. Then he picked the bat back up and backed up and bat battered Gavin back to Britain. Brutal!
So much horror and death and carnage to behold - and there was still so much swinging left to do. With all of Achievement Hunter dead (save for Michael - who some say still rampages to this very day), there is no doubt that this moment marked the end of the very very very short-lived Baseball Achunter Little League.