Bat Beats EVERYTHING! - AHWU for July 18th, 2016 (#326)

AHWU: Bat Beats EVERYTHING! - AHWU for July 18th, 2016 (#326)

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After reading last week's description of the epic showdown between The Royale British Thunder and Captain Fast Hands, Michael "The Desperado Demolisher" Jones felt super left out - excluded from the Baseball Achunter Little League. Rather than ask to be admitted into the league, he picked up the nearest blunt object and decided to beat the shit out of each and every possible thing in sight. As they say: If you can't join them, fuckin' BEAT THEM!

Michael swung and slammed and clubbed and beat down the office. He broke all the computer monitors. He cracked Jack's back. He vehemently crushed the VR machines. He smacked Trevor's head clean off his body. He took Trevor's headless corpse and beat Jeremy to death with it. Then he picked the bat back up and backed up and bat battered Gavin back to Britain. Brutal!

So much horror and death and carnage to behold - and there was still so much swinging left to do. With all of Achievement Hunter dead (save for Michael - who some say still rampages to this very day), there is no doubt that this moment marked the end of the very very very short-lived Baseball Achunter Little League.


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Comments (20)

  • thefuryx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    How do I send in AHWU intros?

  • Johnny_R FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pizza Delivery Hero

    8 months ago

    Whoever was at Colossalcon you rule! It's my favorite convention!

  • MKMatty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Gavin walking around yelling Geoff's name had me rolling. Moments like that make me realise how integral Gav is to the AH dynamic.

  • demonhaze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Bat beats Ghost.

    Bat beats Hunter.

  • andytheciderman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTCyclist/Keeper of Wine

    8 months ago

    Shout out to the Freddo bar!

  • ayere FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Mommy always said if you got nothing nice to say, say nothing :/ struggle is real

  • 1000MCHIEF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Follow @AH_Michael_dick

    8 months ago

    Who do I need to tackle off the ice to get a one of those jerseys? And to have my twitter handle put on the back? (https://twitter.com/AH_Michael_dick)

  • Otherbuttons FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Did- Did that sharpie just touch the shirt?


    jack

    jack no

  • Samantha98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sad Potato

    8 months ago

    did...did Michael make a Cheetah Girls reference?

  • DanDanGames FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    mica = sjw no thanks


  • ZeroHowl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I really can't tell if this 'feud' between Michael and Bruce is legit or not. I thought it was in good spirit on Off Topic when Michael was yelling about Funhaus, but after the reddit exchange, Michael does seem a little bitter. Obviously I don't know the whole situation, it just seems sort of toxic, and something that could be pretty easily quashed. Both AH and FH work really hard and, from what I can tell, love their jobs. Maybe production methods are different, or the workload is shared differently, but everyone is making good content. I don't think there's necessarily a right side to this argument, so if it is a real problem that they're having, I would really encourage just forgiving each other and moving on, or things are gonna get super uncomfortable. Or maybe I'm making too much of a small thing.

    • demonhaze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      I think the main problem is Lawrence claiming AH are doing nothing and stirring things up. Like Gavin said on the latest RTP, work is work, they all do it.

      Lawrence saying they don't work is just stupid and sums him up, he's essentially the Jeremey Clarkson of RT, thinking his opinions are fact.

      I assume Michael and Bruce are defending their respective corners while Lawrence pulls the strings.

  • thebigschnoz One of "The Hockey Jerse

    8 months ago

    Thanks for the shoutout guys! I can see you loved the jerseys as much as Swan and I did!

    • JediSkywalker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Brandon Sanic-Escobar

      8 months ago

      those are awesome man! send one my way!

  • ninjasheep FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    So destructive.. but we love it.

  • godzylla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    so THATS what they were talking about in off topic.

  • FeralRubberDuckie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Those jerseys are really cool!

    • thebigschnoz One of "The Hockey Jerse

      8 months ago

      Thanks!!

  • SGTFreckles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Video evidence on why AH needs a "talking to" after just about everything they do lol

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    8 months ago

    ooohhhhh now i see what they were talking about on off topic with the fragile light ball things.